Dan's Lie of the Day

I lie to you once a day. (Get the Amazon Echo App! Link below.)

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Taylor Swift’s real name is Albertha Monroe but she changed it to hide from an ex-boyfriend.

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Quentin Tarantino says his final film “Tremendous Mail” will be made using only RING doorbell cameras.

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Dig a hole. Place a grape in the hole. Cover it with lemon juice and dirt. And listen closely! (should sound like pianos)

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Forgot to save your work? Type “Whoops” and press the number 6 for eight minutes to recover it.

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Netflix says 128 of their DVDs are still in circulation and all of them are Captain Phillips.

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Wrinkled shirt? Rub an emerald on it and the wrinkles vanish in minutes!

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Cryptocurrency is losing value as investors turn their attention to cool-looking rocks found on hikes.

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Over time, wood turns to stone, stone turns to diamonds, diamonds turn to light, and light turns to trees.

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For the sake of fairness, the leather of every baseball used in the World Series must come from the same horse.

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Yes, if you had a cavity in the past 8 months, you are immune to sunburns.

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No one can say the tongue twister, “Roy rode alligators rudely,” without blinking.

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There are only 18 days until Christmas!!!

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Twitter is a good thing!

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Any 2-digit number multiplied by 99,999,999 will give you a valid Social Security Number.

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Styrofoam, when splashed with grapefruit juice, turns into electricity.

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Taylor Swift said most of the songs on her new album were inspired by the third season of Babylon 5.

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In Baltimore, going up an escalator is called “Taking the Uppy.”

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The smallest dinosaur was only 3 millimeters long.

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Pumpkins weren’t always orange. That happened after years of cultivation. Originally they were clear.

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Most Major League batters can redirect pitches by blowing hard on the incoming ball.