Dan

[Classic Ads @ClassicAdvertz]

Dan Burn when he sees Messi take a heavy touch on Wednesday 😂

[Benny Blanco @Benny_Blanco40]

Rice gone off with illness.

They need to put him in a bowl of mobile phones overnight and he’ll be fine.

[Mikey 🏆🏆 @Mikey_CPFC]

Jordan Ayew having 0 shots on goal in his entire World Cup career (10 GAMES) dating back to 2014 is genuinely the most abysmal stat I’ve ever heard

[Dan @DansonManson]

@JTSHEEPS35 Two bottles for £6.50 at Spoons, can’t complain

[𝙆𝙖𝙮™️ @KayLFC05_]

England won’t have a better chance to reach a World Cup final ever again

[N @MbabuFUT]

Believe it or not the best choice here is actually Ashley Cole

[38-0.app @38_0app]

Inspired by https://t.co/OjIvlQbDhO, but for football.

Draft a Premier League XI from random clubs and seasons. Build your team. Simulate the season.

Can you go 38-0?

https://t.co/znFjgOW4Wj

#football #soccer #fifa #premierleague

[br. @UTVBrazy]

Holy shit I’ve done it

[Leandroᶜʳᶠ @crfleandropires]

Modric, Perisic, Kramaric e Kovacic chegando pra mais uma Copa pela Croácia

[Kachii @badasskachii]

Every World Cup has that one completely random striker who turns into prime Ronaldo Nazário for exactly two weeks, has a great tournament, signs a £60M contract with a top club, and then disappears from football forever.
I wonder who it's going to be this month

[Blue6oy @blue6oy]

Dan Burn heading up for an injury time corner when we’re 1-0 down to Costa Rica:

[Scotty @arghkid]

There are two types of Number 7. And Mason Mount is gonna join the pot Di Maria, Owen, Sanchez, Depay sit in.

[Dan @DansonManson]

@bushontheradio Dickens cider. Always takes them a minute

[Jokes UK 🔞 @jokesuk]

Grand National tips:

V Neck: Good jumper
Dusty Carpet: Never been beaten
Ronseal: Good over fences
Snotty nose: Runs well
Lunchtime: 12-1

[. @TeeJay4132]

Willie Mullins will NOT win the National tomorrow ❌

He’s 69 years old and he’s not a horse

[Dan @DansonManson]

@bazza080808 @ParaPaul78 Ahhh. Cheers

[Dan @DansonManson]

@ParaPaul78 @bazza080808 But he didn’t make an appearance for United?

[Jesus H Christ! @ThatBloke_Jesus]

Just popping out for supper with the lads!

[Daily Wire @realDailyWire]

This might actually be Trump's funniest moment 😂

Japanese Reporter: Why didn't you tell us before you struck Iran?

Trump: "Why didn't you tell me about Pearl Harbor?" 💀🔥😂