Dan ㊗️

Sheeeesh | @HoustonRockets | @49ers | @RedSox

[Dan ㊗️ @Dansoucy7]

Going to jail

[jazmin @itsnotjazminn]

your gc gets leaked, wyd?😹

[𖧧 @serenovaes]

trying to make a joke after we just had an argument to see if she still likes me

[BrenzGarage @BrenzGarage]

If you pull up to me and electronically downshift your battery on me, I will take us both off the road.

[Tea čozy 🍊 @Shillverstein]

how women look at you when you give them a realistic thoughtful solution to a very average problem in their life

[Dan ㊗️ @Dansoucy7]

My all-time NFL team went 20-0 on 20-0 🏈 Can you build a perfect roster? https://t.co/FzYDUP4nue

[… @R3ADYFORWARR]

type of shit the nba need not all these nonchalant niggas wearing chromehearts

[keegan @Keegan59992745]

OKC can enjoy their time in the sun, it doesn’t matter in the grand scheme of things. When judgement day comes, no one on this Thunder team will be granted an eternity in Gods kingdom.

[ʙᴏʏᴇᴡᴇʟʟɴᴇss @askcoachboye]

Them: You go to the gym 5 times a week??? You must be shredded

Me gaining and losing the same 5lbs every month

[AJTalkSports @AJTalkSports]

The Houston Rockets are a clown show organization.

Here is the truth about what has been and is going on-

Kevin Durant is faking an injury so that the rockets can play their young core the remainder of the Lakers series....

So they when the Rockets lose this series, all the blame can be placed on the young core and their performance and Ime Udoka and Durant have no accountability. And of course the young core; primarily Sengun and Sheppard (the only two elite offensive prospects) themselves are playing with little to no confidence, because they have never been empowered or given any coaching or developmental support their entire careers. and have had their confidence jacked and minutes played with since day 1; and all been waiting for the season to be over since January and especially since the KD files.

And Ime Udoka can use the excuse that Durant, Fred and Steven Adams were out and he can stay on board as coach and continue to not take any accountability for his teams play.

Everything Ime Udoka has done since it’s been here is do everything in his power to marginalize Alperen Sengun and Reed Sheppard and find every opportunity to blame deflect for his ineptitude and stupidity.

Not to mention Sengun has been an afterthought of the front office since he was drafted as he was benched for Bruno Fernando, almost replaced by Brook Lopez and has never been allowed to explore his game and play his natural position of power forward; and has taken all the blame for being the weak link on drefence when he’s anchored a top 5 defense and played out of position this entire time and been the scapegoat for every since problem since 2021.

while Reed Sheppard was completely redshirted his rookie year for 40mpg of fred van fleet (sub 40% fg) and Aaron holiday. and then in his sophomore after taking a massive leap had his minutes jacked around and was benched for JD Davison, Josh Okogie and Aaron Holiday.

all while Amen Thompson got an entire season to be the rockets point guard despite being horrific at it and showing minimal progression as a playmaker and continuing to literally be the worst shooter in the entire league.

all while Tari Eason and Jabari smith were allowed increased minutes despite some of the worst shooting slumps in the history of the sport and actively losing the rockets multiple regular season games with their play this year.

nothing over the last 5 years of this team has ever been based off talent or merit - its all been based of favoritism and politics and its SICKENING.

Durant of course is a snake and talks behind his own teammates back and is in on this as well as Ime Udoka butt buddy Fred Van Vleet.

This organization has been taken over by egotistical retards who think they are entitled to something.

Alperen Sengun and Reed Sheppard have never been supported or coached in their entire NBA careers or given freedoms to explore and develop their game - why? Because they are white and labeled by a fake narrative and never given the chance to showcase their strengths and be put in a situation that suits their strengths and skillsets.

This is coaching and front office malpractice and the Rockets will never win anything with these monkeys running their organization.

I am officially out as a Rockets fan - because i know this organization will keep Udoka and Durant and Fred this summer and jettison Reed/Sengun and blame them for this teams performance; when in reality they are the best players this organization has ever drafted in the last 20 years and are both Superstar/All star Level talents.

This organization built the right way just for it to be taken hostage by 3 egotistical retards. Very sad for rockets fans.

and it is time everyone wake up and see the truth and bail on this franchise.

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

Post McDonald's clarity is insane. Why did I do that

[FanDuel Sportsbook @FDSportsbook]

Who would you rather have at QB going into next season?

❤️ for Trevor Lawrence
🔁 for Brock Purdy

#DUUUVAL | #FTTB

[𝖹𝖺𝖼𝗁 𝖡𝗋𝗒𝖺𝗇 𝖦𝖺𝗋𝗋𝗂𝗌 @hicksinferno]

Me when I’m trying to infiltrate the Crowbar show:

[billy walsh @reaIityobserver]

Going to dinner with your bro and you both got cool jackets on. Just 2 guys with cool jackets. And nice pants too. Who are those guys with the jackets and pants.

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

Me ignoring sleep because i didn't get time to enjoy life after work

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Me lending myself money from my own savings

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

LMAO

[Carson Breber @Carsobi]

Bam just had the grossest historic game ever.

He became the first ever player to score 70 while shooting under 50% on FGs (20/43).

He attempted 43 free throws and made 36, both the most ever.

He played 42 minutes & his team intentionally fouled to prolong a 30-point blowout.

[Skeeter Mcbeaver @That0ddB0y]

Rouge The Bat sitting on my lap as I cut through traffic in a 2014 Chevy SS