Dan Taylor

Author of the Jake Hancock comedic mystery series, Hilariously Sober blog, and other trash. All high quality tweets are written by him personally.

[Dan Taylor @DanTaylorAuthor]

No Hitmen in Heaven: equal parts exciting and disturbing, like being chased through a forest by a rapist in a combine harvester.

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[Dan Taylor @DanTaylorAuthor]

@Samanth85886206 Hey, I can talk

[Dan Taylor @DanTaylorAuthor]

@PosseRecovery Day 1229.

[Dan Taylor @DanTaylorAuthor]

@GuruKnowsRadio Oh, man. I LOVED Fresh Prince of Bel Air.

[Dan Taylor @DanTaylorAuthor]

Coronavirus-pandemic small business loans remind me of when Andy Parker stole my fountain pen in eighth grade and offered to sell it back to me.

[Dan Taylor @DanTaylorAuthor]

Kinda expert parenting advice from comedy writer: suck it up. Pride might get your baby’s neck snapped.

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[Dan Taylor @DanTaylorAuthor]

Kinda expert parenting advice from comedy writer: your baby thinks you’re a sucker if you give in to this.

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[Julie Kusma, Author of 80+ Books (Fic & Nonfic) @JulieKusma]

🧟JUST PUBLISHED🧟
🖤Read for FREE🖤
The speedboat chopped through the waves as it raced toward the island. Beth tugged on the strap across Lizzie's chest. The makeshift harness held firm...
#readingcommunity #shortstories #Fiction #horror

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[G. A. Johnson, Novelist @GAtheNovelist]

Gravestones for Giants is now available on Amazon: https://t.co/3rx5kCmm3j

Find my other novels at my Author Page:
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I'm so very happy to be a part of #amwriting again as I set sail for Novel #6. Thank you, #WritingCommunity pals! You've rejuvenated me!

[S.N. Bronstein (DM will not be read) @miamibeachPI]

An interesting crime story with no murder in the plot

Good escape from the stress of our current situation

A detective works a routine case that results in him having to deal with the Russian Mafia

Scene is the tropical paradise of South Miami Beach

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[Gabriel Constans @GabrielConstans]

My story, produced by @ Poison Pictures (@CallieSchuttera & @G_Ledesma), has been sold 4 domestic & international distribution! Read the #book before u see the #film.

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#lesbian #romance #India
#mystery #pregnancy #lesfic
#family #tw4rw @MelangeBooks

[Natasha Blackthorne @Nblackthorne]

"Erotically primal & intoxicating!... a raw soul-to-soul connection." 💙
Steamy Regency #HistoricalRomance Set in America
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[Scifi Books at CrystalSeries.com @crystalseries]

“Your surprise won’t hurt me, will it?” asked Juice.
The Crystal Series – classic sci-fi thrills
Start with first book CRYSTAL DECEPTION
Series info: https://t.co/fBUJyfeSmb
Buy link: https://t.co/UPQnnh8taL
#asmsg #ian1

[𝐃𝐨𝐮𝐠 𝐉. 𝐂𝐨𝐨𝐩𝐞𝐫 @DougJCooper]

★★★★★ “Fast flowing and engaging”
BUMP TIME ORIGIN
Time-travel Suspense by the author of Crystal Deception
Amazon: https://t.co/RubfOsDwn4
Author Page: https://t.co/adtfmh4JA6
#timetravel #scifi #kindleunlimited #scifi

[Let's End Smoking 🫁 📚 @iquitsmokingcig]

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[Douglas L. Wilson (Doug) @anglrsg9]

'There's nothing there in the darkness that isn't there in the light.'
Cold comfort to a child trapped in a world of night.

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#horror #amreading #Supernatural #MondayVibes #IARTG #ASMSG #WritingCommnunity #BookBoost #ghoststories #suspense #IndieApril

[J.G. MacLeod @jgmacleodauthor]

When Brigid MacDonald finds herself in a castle in 15th-c Scotland, she steals a horse & flees.

She knows how to fight, but these groomsmen are relentless!

#IndieApril #MondayMorning #romcom #readingcommunity #MedievalRomance #Highlander #ancient #love

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[TT_Banks @TTBanks5]

It’s #IndieApril!!

Book 3: A Lesbian Love Triangle with a Side Order of Dead Ex-Girlfriends!

Love can be hard...
Hard to see.
Hard to find.
Hard to keep.

#indiebooks #indieauthor #lesfic #lesbian #ffromance #romance #amreadingromance #IARTG #BookBoost

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[🐻 🇺🇸PAWPAW RAY & BABIES 🇺🇸🐻 @pawpaw_ray]

PawPaw's "Weekend Kids Challenge"
Ideas for family fun
Try any three activities, anytime this weekend.
Post about your fun with #PawPawsChallenge

(An alternative to dangerous challenges on social media)
#FamilyFun #FamilyTime #ParentingTips #QuarantineLife #QuarantineAndChill

[Tim I GURUNG @TimGurung]

"The Gurkhas fought for the British over 200 years,
Yet nobody could defeat them in a fair game,
Now one of their own has arrived with a pen,
And promised to give them a proper name!"
- (C) TIM I GURUNG/AUTHOR 👏🍀📖👍✍️🙏

#TheGurkhas #Nepal #Briitsh

[Randy Romero @LiteraryVampyre]

New stories coming soon to https://t.co/p8de3zLBpc

#Horror #Fiction #ShortStories #FlashFiction #MicroFiction #vss #HorrorFiction #SciFi #DarkFiction #DarkFantasy #Mystery #Suspense #amwritingfiction #amwritinghorror