Dan Torres

Tweeting rants to keep me sane while relinquishing my cravings to smoke....Lover of tacos, tortas and tequila!

[Dr. Eli David @DrEliDavid]

Every time a major terrorist is eliminated I think of this clip... It will never be unfunny 🤣

[Dan Torres @Danthexplorer]

#NewProfilePic

[Dan Torres @Danthexplorer]

And Just like that!
Life in my 40’s

[Jaida Essence Yee-Hall Yall!!!! @jaidaehall]

Y’all I could cry… Literally all the love and all the memes, photos, art and edits already(especially for all of us across the board) feels amazing! Can’t wait for y’all to see the hard work. Love y’all

[Dan Torres @Danthexplorer]

I had the most amazing experience with a Service Agent @AmericanAirlines Thank you

[Dan Torres @Danthexplorer]

Private event, Banquet, Event, Eat, Sleep, Wake Up, Shower, Snack Repeat....My life the next 7 days.

[Mike Bento (he/him/his) @MikeBento]

Read this. You’ll thank me.

[Dan Torres @Danthexplorer]

@MikeBento I needed all of this today!!!

[RuPaul's Drag Race @RuPaulsDragRace]

Are you #TeamSymone? Show @the_symonee some love by using #TeamSymone across social media! 💘 #DragRace

[Dan Torres @Danthexplorer]

No words just #teamsymone

[Viola Davis @violadavis]

Where's the lie? 🧐✊🏿👊🏿

[Dan Torres @Danthexplorer]

yassssss Olivia and Elliot!!!! #LawAndOrderSVU

[Dan Torres @Danthexplorer]

This would be the perfect time for the Service Industry to Unionize!!!
#serviceindustry #bartender #Unionize

[Dan Torres @Danthexplorer]

Monday Funday!!!!
#Bartenderlife #Tipyourserver #serviceindustry

[Jaida Essence Yee-Hall Yall!!!! @jaidaehall]

Orange you glad I popped in!? 😝

[Dan Torres @Danthexplorer]

I don’t own a restaurant but I run one! Literally I’m the Bartender, Server, Busser, Host, Manager, On site therapist, drink whisperer....🤷🏽‍♂️ #bartender #bartenderlife #tipyourserver

[Dan Torres @Danthexplorer]

@Moncere @PerdueChicken Oh my god! #notperdue

[Dan Torres @Danthexplorer]

Coming in 15 min. prior to closing and ordering a well done steak is Valentines Day at its finest! #Bartenderlife #TipYourBartender #TipyourServer

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

This is unacceptable.

We now need to know more about @RobinhoodApp’s decision to block retail investors from purchasing stock while hedge funds are freely able to trade the stock as they see fit.

As a member of the Financial Services Cmte, I’d support a hearing if necessary.

[Dan Torres @Danthexplorer]

Listening to Download and Delete Podcast, while waiting on my flight! #Bartender #thursdayvibes #DownloadandDelete