Dan

Life is black and white, it’s up to you to add the colour

[Dan @Dantona07]

Absolutely spot on!

[Kylian Mbappé @KMbappe]

Madame Celeste Amarilla,
Vous êtes une femme méprisable et indigne de sa fonction.
Vous ne représentez pas le Paraguay, ce pays qui a transpiré la passion et l’honneur tout au long de la compétition. Par votre inconscience et votre racisme décomplexé, le monde entier a déjà oublié le parcours et l’effort historique que vos joueurs ont réalisés durant cette coupe du monde pour laisser place à une dame incompétente donnant la pire image possible de son pays.
Je ne laisserai jamais aux gens comme elle, la liberté de laisser propager leur haine et leur racisme à travers le monde.

[Don Keith @RealDonKeith]

This dude brought the whole town to confront a child predator at a restaurant. 👊🏻👊🏻

H/T: Joshua Mundy

[Balkolik @BaIkolik]

Mbappe: "Bizim burada smokin giyerek oynayacağımızı zannettiler. Biz kirli futbolu oynamayı da biliriz. Hatta bu alanda bile onlardan iyi oynarız. Biri bize 's*ktir git' derse, biz de ona deriz.“

Mbappeye olan saygim 1000 kat artti inanilmaz aciklama
https://t.co/lYAyxIHXqg

[Trentvilla @Trentvilla1]

I said it real time last night this was a penalty, I found it mind blowing the commentary team just pretended it didn’t happen. We got away with one last night, its as clear a pen as you’ll see. #england

[Lemon @Lemonbryz]

🚨🎙️ Roy Keane on Messi’s career ending tackle overlooked by VAR and the referee ;

🗣️”After the match yesterday all you see is Messi’s praises everywhere, the hype, the headlines, the hat-trick talk. Yeah, maybe he deserves some of it — the lad can still play.
But no one wants to say the truth. No one wants to address what went wrong yesterday.

That challenge was an absolute disgrace. Late, studs up, straight into the Achilles — career-ending territory. On any other player, anywhere else, it’s a straight red card and you’re marching off before half-time. But not when it’s Messi.
The referee bottles it, VAR takes a quick look and says ‘nah, carry on lad.’ Give me a break!

This is the World Cup, the biggest stage in the game. This is where the rules are supposed to mean something. Not bent, not softened, not ignored because of the name on the back of the jersey. Players have been sent off for half as much in this tournament. Where’s the consistency? Do the laws of the game suddenly not apply when it’s Lionel Messi?

This is why the game’s gone soft. Big names get protected, the rest get crucified. Absolute joke of officiating on the greatest stage of all.”

[Dan @Dantona07]

@EmilyTaylorTips 👍🏼

[Dan @Dantona07]

@paddypower could you explain why this has settled please. Zwelle is still on the pitch!

[Out Of Context Erling Haaland @ErlingNoContext]

Erling Haaland you legend 🤣

[Max and Paddy Quotes @maxandpaddyline]

It were my Grandad’s this. He shot a German with this.

‘What, in’t war?’

No, in Benidorm, they had a row over a sunlounger!

[Skint Eastwood @Skint_Eastwood1]

Jim Bowen’s Brutal Sponsored Slim Roast That Would Get Him CANCELLED & Sacked TODAY! 😳

Classic Bullseye moment:

Jim: “You went on a sponsored slim didn’t you?”

Woman Contestant: “Yes”

Jim: “How much do you owe them?” 😂

Then he follows up with: “That’s very unkind of me that… I knew you’d be good sports… well you have to be wearing a dress like that!” 🤣

Absolute 80s gold. Cheeky, unfiltered banter that would get Jim sacked on the spot and cancelled for life today.

No way that flies in 2026.

Proper old-school telly. We’ll never see anything like it again. 🎯

[Dan @Dantona07]

@jimmycarr Thank you! I maybe on holiday, in Ibiza, reading your incredible book, but this bit hit home, HARD!. I’ve been struggling to grieve my mother for 3yrs, since her passing. It comes in many different ways, I did not expect it to arrive like this 😂 #legend #jimmy_carr

[Mavi Türk 🇹🇷 @Maviturkk]

🔴 Sakın İnanmayın, Sakın İnanmayın, Sakın İnanmayın...

The Simpson Kehanetine bakın yine birebir bilmiş. Tesadüf ya hem gemiyi hemde Hantavirüsünü biliyor.

[No Farmers, No Food @NoFarmsNoFoods]

You didn’t deliver for farmers. You shafted farmers.

[Richie Taylor @RWTaylors]

Spotted in Wales!! Vote Green get a barbaric death cult that treats women like sex slaves.

[Richie Taylor @RWTaylors]

60 Muslim women in Hijabs leaving Carmarthen train station heading to to town centre with huge suit cases.

[Sky Sports Premier League @SkySportsPL]

Kobbie Mainoo rattles it in at the Stretford End! 💥

[Jamais Vu 🏉 @boot15_vu]

Let’s be frank: If all Muslims left the UK 🇬🇧 today, the country would instantly become safer, calmer, and culturally richer.