Dynamite

Poet, Writer, Professional footballer at FC Bayern. Future: President of Antarctica, Liverpool Manager, South African Curling Captain. Life is for living.

[Dynamite @Dantwarrior]

@LFC to sing You'll Never Walk Alone with the Kop and Klopp. #1in5million #LFCSouthAfrica ⚽️

[SuperSport Blitz @SuperSportBlitz]

Liverpool XI vs Bournemouth: Bogdan, Clyne, Toure, Lovren, Randall, Allen, Brannagan, Teixeira, Ibe, Firmino, Origi #SSFootball

[James Pearce @JamesPearceLFC]

The ECHO's live matchday blog from Anfield is here....
https://t.co/cekQKH9ULo

[Proteas Men @ProteasMenCSA]

#CSAnews CSA wishes @tukscricket successful title defence http://t.co/XhlsslAQGJ

[Dynamite @Dantwarrior]

@DJSwiegers https://t.co/SWWwJi6Odv

[Now Football @Now_FootbaIl]

The Premier League returns this weekend... http://t.co/mF5DxJPmem

[The Football Hub @TheFootbaIlHub]

FIFA World Rankings:

1. Argentina
2. Belgium
3. Germany
4. Colombia
5. Brazil
6. Portugal
7. Romania
8. Chile
9. Joe Allen
10. England

[Dynamite @Dantwarrior]

@jamezzvb7 where is Benzema?

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

The current record for number of socks worn on one foot is 152 socks.

[Detroit Alex @alexroehl]

When you see a family driving in a minivan and the Dad is in the passenger seat, you know damn well that he's drunk.

[Mirror Sport @MirrorSport]

Are these the WORST-EVER dives? Filipino divers go viral with horrendous performances http://t.co/CQaC6pnpju

[Dynamite @Dantwarrior]

@jamezzvb7 https://t.co/m0cDn6YEqd

[ODDSbible @ODDSbible]

Spurs fans looking back at the players they used to have... https://t.co/SIcrOdUizh

[LFCZA @LFCZA]

BURN! https://t.co/ZHlkzIiraH

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

For the record I made women from men before it was cool.

[Dynamite @Dantwarrior]

Sad truth https://t.co/dRVExN1RO8

[Detroit Alex @alexroehl]

Congratulations, high school graduates. You can now get a job at McDonald's. Or join the Army.

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Elon Musk didn't like his kids' school, so he just opened his own.