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[Dpitts56 @DaNutt56]

@EastPointMadeMe @lovestdiomande Prosecutor did a horrible job to help him get off.

[LaughBreak: Dad Jokes ‘N More @MediocreJoker85]

An old man is selling watermelons by the side of the road.

His sign reads:

1 for $3
3 for $10

A young man stops and buys one watermelon.

“That’ll be $3,” says the old man.

The young man then buys a second watermelon. And then a third.

After paying another $3 each time, the young man picks up his watermelons and starts to walk away.

Then he turns back, grinning proudly.

“Hey old man,” he says, “you realize I just bought three watermelons for $9 instead of $10? Maybe business isn’t your thing.”

The old man smiles and shakes his head.

“Funny… every time somebody comes by, they buy three watermelons instead of one… and then try to teach me business.”

[𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔇𝔢𝔱𝔯𝔬𝔦𝔱 𝔗𝔦𝔪𝔢𝔰 📰 @the_det_times]

Lions second-round pick Derrick Moore getting fitted in his new uniform 🔥

(via @Lions)

[Nick Brandel @MotorCityBanter]

Jaden Ivey was supposed to be One of them Ones man 💔

#DetroitBasketball

[Ian Rapoport @RapSheet]

The #Lions and Pro Bowl LB Jack Campbell agreed to terms on a 4-year, $81M contract extension, sources say. He gets $20.25M per year with $51.5M guaranteed.

Campbell is one of the highest paid off-the-ball LB in the NFL in a deal done by agent Chase Callahan of @excelfootball.