Cat.

Last known member of his species, Felis sapiens. Shiny things, food, naps, and the coolest cat in any room. #parody #RedDwarf #BoysFromTheDwarf

[Cat. @DapperCatRD]

YEEEAAAOOOWWW! I’m back, feelin’ good! What a nice nap I had!

[Cat. @DapperCatRD]

Owwwwwww, I’m still here. I was asleep, okay? That’s what I do, I’m a cat. No, scratch that, I’m THEE Cat! 😸

[Cat. @DapperCatRD]

It’s officially 2021, and with that, the boys from the Dwarf would like to say Happy New Year, and here’s hoping a prosperous and one of the better years, this year!

[Cat. @DapperCatRD]

Merry Christmas from the boys from the Dwarf!

Plus it’s Friday, it doesn’t get any better! Owww!

[Cat. @DapperCatRD]

Heeeeeey, I’m back, feelin’ good!

You know what day it is, it’s time to get down, it’s Friday! Aoooooow!

[Cat. @DapperCatRD]

@ListerRD The best day of the week. Time to get down with the boys from the dwarf!

[Cat. @DapperCatRD]

There’s ways around, you know. I’ve always been a technical wizz when it comes to these kind of gizmos.

[Holly @JMCHollyRD]

Reply to this if you’re a cool dude.

[Cat. @DapperCatRD]

The best day and the best hashtag, but it can’t happen without yours truly! #happyinternationalcatday

[Cat. @DapperCatRD]

Yes I was late to it. I was asleep, so what?

[Cat. @DapperCatRD]

Friday. You know what that means!

[Cat. @DapperCatRD]

Hey, @ListerRD. Since we’re stuck in lockdown, we’re gonna have to mix up our routine. How about some Durex Volleyball? Unicycle Polo on floor fourteen?

[Cat. @DapperCatRD]

Lockdown got us all like:

[Cat. @DapperCatRD]

Please tell us this is another jape of the decade. I won’t even be mad this time! @JMCHollyRD

[Cat. @DapperCatRD]

Found some peanuts under the back of my chair! I hope it’s peanuts and not @ListerRD’s verrucas.

[Cat. @DapperCatRD]

@RIMMER_RD @ListerRD That’s what I’m doing now, not liking you!

[Cat. @DapperCatRD]

Rimmer as a god? God, help us all! #ThePromisedLand

[Red Dwarf @RedDwarfHQ]

The day has arrived. THE PROMISED LAND airs exclusively on @davechannel tonight at 9pm! And watch out on @UKTVPlay afterwards for some bonus treats! https://t.co/djD2a75x47 #RedDwarf

[Cat. @DapperCatRD]

This is your main event of the evening, the boys from the Dwarf bring to you, The Promised Land! Aaaooow! Man, I’m so excited all six of my nipples are tingling! #RedDwarf #ThePromisedLand