Dan Storey

Excuse me...I have to return some videotapes. West Ham is my mistress. Movies are my wife.

[Dan Storey @DapperDan]

So, I guess this means I can add "Emmy Nominated" to the CV then? #houseofthedragon #hbo

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

A remake of ‘YOU'VE GOT MAIL’ is in the works at Warner Bros.

(Source: Deadline)

[🍹 Princess Consuela Banana-Hammock @kimmie_c_]

This songs fucks. I miss the 90s

[Dan Storey @DapperDan]

@Dadsourjobtv

[Dan Storey @DapperDan]

@Hammer_On_X Sadly I don’t think it really matters who the opposition is. Last two games were against bottom half sides and that didn’t seem to make a difference

[Dan Storey @DapperDan]

@WestHam Whoever it is who writes his scripts for these weekly defeats should really think about mixing it up and giving him something new to say rather than the same old Groundhog Day bollocks he’s forced to serve up

[Dan Storey @DapperDan]

@tomrenniesoccer More importantly, even if they somehow sneak into the play offs, there is simply no scenario on planet earth that sees this bunch of habitual losers taking advantage of it. They'd choke at the first hurdle.

[Dan Storey @DapperDan]

@vinnywhufc Spot on as always. We were somehow getting away with stealing points by playing absolute shit and that’s all changed in the last few weeks. To a man they’re all shit

[Dan Storey @DapperDan]

@ShowbizSimon @AdamRifkin It’s only when you’re starved of a movie like The Chase that you realise how much fun a movie like that was. We had no idea how good we had it back then, we took it all for granted.

[Dan Storey @DapperDan]

@88_Films I just got an email from HMV indicating that my Masters of the Universe 4K pre order has been delayed to a TBC date… any idea when the new date will be?

[Dan Storey @DapperDan]

@vinnywhufc Spineless about the only word that roughly does them justice. Every game seems to reach a new low. And to think people were worried Parker wouldn’t be good enough for the PL… fucking eons away from going back there

[Dan Storey @DapperDan]

@JacobSteinberg Think we might need a lot more than just a new left back.

[Dan Storey @DapperDan]

@edgarwright @disc_connected @All3America Is there any hope that steps can be made to stop this abomination? I’m no doubt being insanely naive and acknowledge that the train has bolted at this stage, but surely the idiots behind this can see the negative reaction now erupting and it’ll now be a DOA release?

[Dan Storey @DapperDan]

@westhamtransfer As if we are in any position right now to worry about the PL. that’s miles away from where we currently stand. Needs must and right now we need someone to fix the current situation.

[Dan Storey @DapperDan]

@RobWaldon Beggars can’t be choosers. Needs must right now and whilst this might feel underwhelming we just need someone who can come in and actually motivate this squad of players

[Dan Storey @DapperDan]

@vinnywhufc Right? As it stands PL football seems a pipe dream. I understand it feels underwhelming but we need to recognise where we are as a club right now and the shitty mess we are in. Needs must. Is it an exciting appointment, no. Is it an improvement on what we had? Yes.

[Dan Storey @DapperDan]

@irons2230 @Hammer_On_X Depends if you want automatic promotion or not I guess. And whether you look at the squad we have in comparison to the sides around us and think what you’re seeing is acceptable or not. Each to their own. I think we look shit

[Dan Storey @DapperDan]

@irons2230 @Hammer_On_X Exactly. We’re actually lucky to even have the points we do based on how shit we’ve looked all season. We’re rudderless, concede goals for fun and have no genuine game plan other than “well hopefully Bowen bails us out”

[Dan Storey @DapperDan]

@Hammer_On_X If you want to cling to “well Ipswich did it” then fair play to ya. I can’t see any evidence on what I’ve seen this season that we’re close to turning it around and becoming an all dominant terminator side that will consistently win.

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@Hammer_On_X Good for them. The issue with us is we look absolutely miles off it. 1 point from our last 3 home games. There’s absolutely nothing to suggest that Nuno will turn this around. We look every bit as abject as we did last season just in a different league.