Darby Weaver

A parody account that is almost as big as the ego it replaced!

[Darby Weaver @darby_weaver]

I know I've been quiet for awhile...but I just wanted to remind you all that @realDonaldTrump isn't the only asshole on Twitter. I was here first, and I taught him everything he knows!

[Darby Weaver @darby_weaver]

I know I've been quiet for awhile...but I just wanted to remind you all that @realDonaldTrump isn't the only asshole on Twitter. I was here first, and I taught him everything he knows!

[Darby Weaver @darby_weaver]

Hey @Robb_404, you are the wind beneath my wings.

[Darby Weaver @darby_weaver]

It's my picture. That's what's in the box! https://t.co/D647vkFVLq

[Doug Mason @wifidoug]

Can't talk about what's inside this box yet, but it's going to be the hottest Wifi must-have item to hit the market since survey tools!

[Darby Weaver @darby_weaver]

Apparently Cisco Live wanted my input but didn't want to pay for IT. "You're IT" Really? How long have I been saying that! https://t.co/j3Ee7WBHql

[Darby Weaver @darby_weaver]

Cisco Live, AKA, The gathering of Cisco Fanboys is fast approaching. If Cisco wants my input, they should call me.

[Darby Weaver @darby_weaver]

Hey @jayfranklin! I hear you are trying to compete with my lab! Stop IT now! Loser.

[Darby Weaver @darby_weaver]

They forgot to put Darby Money on there. I get it, didn't want to skew the results too far. Now that I am an expert witness, I'm rich! https://t.co/trLepyalxK

[Evan Kirstel #B2B #TechFluencer @EvanKirstel]

How big is #bitcoin, really? This chart puts it all in perspective https://t.co/uU7CTfpJ4G #cryptocurrency #fintech

[Darby Weaver @darby_weaver]

Cisco Live, AKA, The gathering of Cisco Fanboys is fast approaching. If Cisco wants my input, they should call me.

[Darby Weaver @darby_weaver]

@amp_quest what? and break my own NDA? Are you crazy sir? Besides...there is a crazy woman hunting for me...I can't give her any hints.

[Darby Weaver @darby_weaver]

For those of you that haven't heard...I built an arc reactor to power my DC. From now on, please refer to me as Mister Tony Stark!

[Darby Weaver @darby_weaver]

.@amp_quest No worries, the datacenter is humming along quite well since I installed my arc reactor. Alabama Power and Light can kiss it!

[Darby Weaver @darby_weaver]

Making shIT happen...just another day.

[Darby Weaver @darby_weaver]

Plan to take over the world just took one more step forward. Will I need a CCIE as supreme ruler?

[Darby Weaver @darby_weaver]

I am so viral that it burns when IP. Get IT?

[Darby Weaver @darby_weaver]

The cake is a lie? More like the CCNA is a lie! #ThugLie

[Darby Weaver @darby_weaver]

Why role in the benjamins when you can role in the padawans? Livin the Thug Lie!

[Darby Weaver @darby_weaver]

.@ipv6freely just fax me a copy of your PO and its on, like donkey kong #hipster

[Darby Weaver @darby_weaver]

.@ipv6freely you can come to one of my trainings and I'll teach you to make more money without it

[Darby Weaver @darby_weaver]

@ipv6freely I was hating the CCIE before it was cool #hipster

[Darby Weaver @darby_weaver]

I'm hip, I'm cool, I'm a happening dude.