I am excited about the opportunity to work my way back to the Major Leagues. It’s even sweeter to attempt this while wearing the uniform of my hometown team, the Toronto Blue Jays.
I'm off to Jamaica for a taxpayer funded Christmas vacation.
My new enormous private jet burns 6,000kg of fuel per hour - and costs more than $31,000 per hour to operate - while I charge you climate taxes so you can't afford Christmas dinner.
Sucks to be you, peasants!