EJP

Managed to graduate from a 4 year business school despite hating the absolute disease that is capitalism, AMA! Support BLM. KMY is the best in the game. He/Him

[EJP @DaRealEJP]

Needless to say I couldn’t be happier that she forgave me for ruining the end of Bridge to Terabithia in the 5th grade

[EJP @DaRealEJP]

@HambinoThegr8 Cannot have unviable IVs on my special attacker bro

[EJP @DaRealEJP]

@Rissa_Klaus “I see your wisdom in its jiggle”

[Pablo Torre 👀 @PabloTorre]

👆 Your eternal reminder that the reality of trans athletes in America is so vastly different from what grifters want to scare you into believing.

[nba paint @nba_paint]

Bron and Wade in 2026

[MA☈K 🐮 @MarkOfThaaBeast]

Wow, what a Queen.

[EJP @DaRealEJP]

@ohgoshkendra Not my fault that it’s a certified banger

[EJP @DaRealEJP]

@ohgoshkendra 5 and a half years later and I’m still making you watch Lakers games with me

[ANEE$ @OGshmeat]

I'm just doin me

[BASED SAVAGE @crackcobain__]

I’ll serve crack before I serve this country

[EJP @DaRealEJP]

FUCK ICE AND GO HOOSIERS

[EJP @DaRealEJP]

@carebecc What’s a horror hot take you were either very wrong about or VERY right about

[åπd®ew Bølęy 🐢🐢🐢 @Andrew__Boley]

Homer singing Muse

[EJP @DaRealEJP]

@Rissa_Klaus Then he ain’t really about it. Dump him.

[EJP @DaRealEJP]

@deadmeatjames The Grill, the impressions (especially Squidward Jigsaw, and the appreciation of formerly anti gore horror film fans have after giving it a shot

[EJP @DaRealEJP]

Needed to ring my doctor so she could help cure my love sickness. @ohgoshkendra

[EJP @DaRealEJP]

@13eechamFR Try to find a random piece of professional work (poem, short story, news story) about different topics for every day to read and learn from. Gets you more random knowledge and engages you in reading

[EJP @DaRealEJP]

@ohgoshkendra and I tonight eating Taco Bell and playing Mario Party

[RandallBoggs @sirboggington1]

Mind if a white boy speaks mexican tonight? #Arriba

[EJP @DaRealEJP]

@psychicflying Aolan forms against their Kanto counterparts!

[NCAA March Madness @MarchMadnessMBB]

“Watford for the win… YES!”

13 years ago, never forget the Wat Shot 🙌 @IndianaMBB

(via @IndianaOnBTN)