Jeff Darge

1996 Rookie of the Year.

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They got Weird Al playing water polo for Italy

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Very important text from my mom.

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The five-minute-long cut I have of Al McCoy saying my name during Suns broadcasts is my prized possession from my time working as a technical director at 98.7. He was always incredible to work with and I wish him the absolute best in his retirement.

Shazam! Ohhhhh, brother!

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@SwingAndAMitch I've been moonlighting as a very tall guy in my freetime

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Well... at least we won the mascot fight.

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If Twitter does go down, I'd just like to say:

Go Suns

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Here to become an Austin Weirdos superfan

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@SwingAndAMitch Is that not how it's spelled?

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Rolling up on 'em like

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Played basketball against 3 grade school kids on an 8 foot rim. I was like rookie Shaq dunking on these children.

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@KaraCarlson2 Me rolling into the taxidermy shop

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I moved to Austin, Texas solely to get away from this business.

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Next you're gonna tell me Dragan Bender is in the game

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@ValleyoftheSuns: We did it. 🤝

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@chevcummens He still gets around

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Me sitting on hold again after accidentally hanging up 20 minutes into a 25 minute wait time:

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My dreams most nights: bizarre, hard to follow, no real point to them.

My dream last night: I make a nice pasta sauce.

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Once in fourth grade a classmate called me Jeff Boyardee and you know what I'm actually just gonna go back to bed.