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@emmangoldstein Instead of a general plea to voters to oust Lee, why not mention Nancy Goroff @ngoroff who will run against this Trump toady in November?

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@eclasper Shhh! If 45 finds out we’ll never hear the end of it!

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@cdorso That’s two steps! Requires way too much forethought

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@emmangoldstein This assumes that Donald isn’t removed from office sooner. Here’s hoping! Cheers!

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@eclasper @leemzeldin @RepLeeZeldin It was just as satisfying as you imagine it to be!

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You know, I’d be happy to never read a headline about somebody “slamming” somebody else ever again.

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@savranly In my daughters karate class she alternates between what you’ve described and raising her hand to ask completely unrelated questions or state totally random facts. Most recently “Did you know that in my class we just got a BETA FISH?!?”

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@GeorgetheMighty is that an Arthur “two sheds” Jackson joke? Deep cut!

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@savranly he did have a nice game of catch with that kid… I mean he just held a knife to his throat moments before… but still.. Bonding!

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Today I learned that Albus Dumbledore was the first to record MacArthur Park: https://t.co/JI5MwxgPmt

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Ok I’m just gonna say this and if it makes me “dead inside” or “a monster” then so be it. Here goes… I think s’mores are overrated.

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@savranly watched this episode with the kids tonight because it’s been in the news lately. I forgot how good it is! https://t.co/DJFcMTYkRs

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Just when I was just starting to get a few paragraphs deep into the newspaper without angrily throwing it!

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@2600 thinking of the last election and it’s aftermath the only viable name for the next conference is “Lost Hope”

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@Netflixhelps I am a paying US customer trying to access US Netflix through VPN but Netflix is blocking me from doing so. Any suggestions?

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@mollywood I got all excited that you had a new podcast about.. things that are North of you?! I woulda listened! https://t.co/y6LRhAHjhF

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What really tipped me off that Mexico wouldn’t be paying for the fucking wall is when they said “we still won’t pay for that fucking wall”

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I think I’ve doubled my lifetime consumption of Red Stripe in the last five days.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

The electoral college is a disaster for a democracy.

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Well, I’ve never started a day by calling the department of justice before but strange times and all.. 1 [phone]. Audit the election!