Darren The-Fridge

I mostly post nonsense to social media. French bulldog butler 🐶Generally I’m an angry man 🖕🏽 All views are my own and I definitely am not a vegan 🌱

[Darren The-Fridge @Darhys]

There’s no breakfast like CORNFLAKE breakfast

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Just followed my ex girlfriend on IG. I don’t know whats worse. Me looking or her consistently changing from private to public. Either way. She’s a wrongun

[Darren The-Fridge @Darhys]

If you line my exes up in a row.

You can see a flow chart of my mental illness

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International friends day.

If you in my circle. You ain’t friends. You family.

#FriendshipDay

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Last time I took somebody serious I ain't smile for a year & a half #IDFC

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I was today years old when I learned that you can microwave stainless steel with no effect.

[D$R … 💰 @ycwitme_]

all my exs came back atleast once so its safe to say i wasnt the problem 😂🤷🏽‍♀️

[Darren The-Fridge @Darhys]

Name me a doughnut better than a Lidl chocolate hazelnut filled doughnut.

There isn’t one!!

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Frozen Chicago town, pizza kitchen, tiger crust are better than Morrison’s.

[𝐒𝐜𝐨𝐭𝐭 🇾🇪 @Srj28_]

Morrison’s Pizza’s are better than Asda.

[Darren The-Fridge @Darhys]

Soon as I turn 40.

I start drinking Guinness.

Is that even normal??

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@RoyalMailHelp can you please contact me in regards to a missing parcel. Said to have been delivered. But it has not.

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@AmazonUK just found a load of parcels tossed around Atlantic wharf, Cardiff. All for Galleon Way apartments. Delivered what I could and notified others of stolen parcels.

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COVID what??? https://t.co/dW5r8EpRN3

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@kidse7en I’ve not seen one picture yet. I can’t be following the “in” crowd

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Justin Beiber’s live performance on SNL just hits you differently!!

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How many animals are there with poor sight that we don’t know about. That could do with glasses?

#ThoughtOfTheDay

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I can’t buy lightbulbs.

But I can buy alcohol.

Guess who’s getting drunk in the dark.

(Candles are non essential too)

[Darren The-Fridge @Darhys]

Do dogs howl at the moon.

Because it’s a ball they can not reach?

[Darren The-Fridge @Darhys]

We name our dogs.

But have you ever wondered what your dogs have named you?

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If water has no taste.

How come water from different areas or even different brands of water taste different?