I grabbed my nephew off the counter yesterday bc big boys don't climb on counters, and he said, "YOU NOT LOVE ME!��"
Like damn boy, I actually love you more than anyone in the world, but you're still not allowed up there lol
Every time I start thinking maybe I'm a little fucked up in the head, one of my friends says something so absolutely diabolical that I'm like "oh, nvm" lol
I'm a strong independent woman, but i also text my dad questions about my car that are so unbelievably embarrassing that I know he's having a sad head nod and taking a minute to figure out where he went wrong after he reads them lol