Darian Sammon

[Micheal Afolaranmi @TheAfolaranmi]

Me waiting for my boyfriend to kiss me after just kissing me

[the introverted hater @violentlyepic]

men are annoying asf

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

I have a confession. I started watching How to Train your Dragon with a group of people this weekend. (I'd never seen it before). I knew I was in deep water the second Hiccup met Toothless (the dragon/dog) I quickly made up an excuse that I had to do something cause I knew waterworks was coming and I hate crying in front of people during movies cause I'm a man. So I went back and watched it by myself. Cried my dick off. Maybe the #1 happy tears movie of all time. It's so good I almost wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy. I don't think I'm gonna watch the next 2. Don't wanna have emotional breakdown. End of story time with Dave.

[Natalie @jbfan911]

Please don’t text me I’m watching videos of glass bottles rolling down the stairs

[Darian Sammon @DarianSammon]

@jockgarges Me too Trevor

[kp @TheRealKatPat]

it’s giving Macy’s prom

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

You can’t say he’s not serving c*nt

[baby cowboy @nessabarrett]

i have so much faith in this year. i’m so blessed. i couldn’t be happier

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Morning float

[brooke @ladyefron]

I can’t wait to show this to my kids one day 🥹

[CRISTINA @MFGRIM]

Me taking pictures w everyone when I’m drunk asf

[brooke @ladyefron]

Put me in coach

[HasbullaHive 🐐 @HasbullaHive]

Had to switch it up

[Darian Sammon @DarianSammon]

@MikeLar78559002 Prostitution

[Darian Sammon @DarianSammon]

@jockgarges Show proof or it didn’t happen

[Darian Sammon @DarianSammon]

@MikeLar78559002 Heard Blaine has a bunch of losers

[h 🌻🤠🏹 @hairpindropTV]

Shake it Off is such a funny song considering it was written by someone who has quite literally never gotten over anything in her life

[brooke @ladyefron]

Learning to love my body in a bathing suit ❤️

[Darian Sammon @DarianSammon]

@MikeLar78559002 *screenshotted… * sent