Darian

I write songs and shit

[Darian @DariansSmith]

@FunkGianluca @PalaceReport Bro said “we are in Europa league” 👀👀👀

[Crystal Palace F.C. @CPFC]

At the end of the day, we always win...

[Darian @DariansSmith]

If The Batman Part 2 trailer drops with Heart Shaped Box playing it might be the greatest piece of media ever created

[The Beak of Beak Street 🏆 🏆 🏆 @CFO4TAG]

Palace are going to Leipzig!
Notts Forest are going nowhere!

[Darian @DariansSmith]

Wizards of the Coast would make a bajillion dollars if they released Invincible commander decks in MTG

[Darian @DariansSmith]

Jaydee Canvot is an absolute gladiator I love this guy #cpfc

[Darian @DariansSmith]

Normalize saying “I don’t know enough about this to have an opinion.”

[Ben @DungeonNoir]

I don’t care, this was a good movie

[⛓️ @xalterhceahx]

gay people are treated more harshly than rapists and pedophiles, and that says a lot about these people's morals

[Happily Dissatisfied @nocontextEFC]

Don’t talk to me about how anti-homophobia campaigns in football are unnecessary. I don’t give a fuck how it makes you feel.

[Darian @DariansSmith]

John Dory’s is like fish Spur

[roseeee ❤️‍🔥 @roramdin]

Finished two books on the plane and started a third while the person next to me scrolled reels the whole time

[Crystal Palace F.C. @CPFC]

Oliver Glasner meets Sophia 🥹

@givevision 🫶

[Darian @DariansSmith]

I delay my IOS updates all year, so it feels like I got a new phone for Christmas

[Darian @DariansSmith]

Car park pirates

[Darian @DariansSmith]

Band names for bands I'll never form:

NoNameBand
10 Car Farm
Tennis milk

[Darian @DariansSmith]

Babies should not be allowed on airplanes

[Darian @DariansSmith]

Uche is moving me

[Darian @DariansSmith]

Joh Spotify wrapped is coming up soon and I’ve been listening to absolute bullshit all year

[Darian @DariansSmith]

@EvilSashPioneer I agree but I think they technically aren’t fullbacks

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

This young Crystal Palace fan took a penalty kick against the club's mascot at half-time, while being booed by the Brighton fans. 🦅

When he scored, he dedicated it to the entire fanbase - SENSATIONAL STUFF. 🤣