Dan Arias

Retired Pokémon Master | Culinary Storyteller

[Dan Arias @DAriasPapi]

Sometimes I wish I was back there grinding in the middle of COVID, making parts with a face shield on and blisters on my hands in 110-degree heat. I guess I'm just built different and got that dawg in me.

[Jarvis @jarvis_best]

Me to Bosnia-Herzegovina right now despite multiple consecutive decades of not caring about soccer:

[Boring_Business @BoringBiz_]

Japan and Germany eliminated on the same day

Last time this happened was 1945

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

“Dad tell me about the World Cup games you watched on June 29, 2026”

[Mads @europemaxxed]

Germany when they had Bastian Schweinsteiger, Kevin Großkreutz and Per Mertesacker

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

Jonathan Tah with a chance to send Germany to the next round

[Dan Arias @DAriasPapi]

@Gilld Spread his legs for him like a little whore

[Barcelona Coyoacán @MrFactoo]

Vengo del futuro, esto va pasar en el Mundial 2026

[️sof @sodazerosugar]

LETS GO MEXICO 🇲🇽

[Marty “Baldnuts” Cornwallace @HeftyMarty]

Y’all ever go upper 90? #worldcup

[🇲🇽Cesar 🇵🇪 🌁 @CZR93]

Hatewatch on, Vamos Paraguay 🇵🇾

[JA @J___Alvarado]

Me at work tomorrow watching the game in the bathroom

[Patrick Ruffini @PatrickRuffini]

The World Cup tourists have discovered Buc’ees

[Mike Nellis @MikeNellis]

Hall of fame tweet

[Brad Galli @BradGalli]

On this day in Detroit Tigers history:

Armando Galarraga had his perfect game cut short on what should have been the final out on June 2, 2010.

[Dan Arias @DAriasPapi]

@WhiteHouse

[big strong guy, he’s a big strong guy @HESaBSG]

the cuckquarium

[T G J @thatguysjokes]

Americans seeing Cristian Roldan thinking they’ve got Cristiano Ronaldo

[G @Gideoomatic]

Something is seriously wrong with this guy 😭😭😭😭😭