Fake Daric Barton

Greatest 1st Baseman in Oakland A’s History. Why hit dingers when I can walk? Playing in Mexico 🇲🇽 because of the THICC Latinas. Braden owes me.

[Fake Daric Barton @DaricBarton]

Buenos días. This is your daily reminder that in 2010 I led the @Athletics in runs (79), hits (152) and doubles (33). But most importantly, I lead the AL in walks with 110.

All you soft mf’s wouldn’t understand what it takes to be the fucking GOAT.

[Fake Daric Barton @DaricBarton]

A’s minor leaguers when they hear Fisher ain’t paying them $400 a week after May 31st.

[Fake Daric Barton @DaricBarton]

Jack was a good man, he will be missed. RIP

[Macklin SELLebrini @DUCKINPR0BLEMS]

Jack F’n Cust. Honorable mention: @DaricBarton

[Fake Daric Barton @DaricBarton]

@papiraqi1 Whip it out and lay back for the throat goat to do work

[Fake Daric Barton @DaricBarton]

@MattBruenig This mf is stupid. Don’t be like Matt.

[Fake Daric Barton @DaricBarton]

Wrong. I had multiple jobs, including the last out in @DALLASBRADEN209 perfect game.

You’re welcome.

[Toster @jackytoster]

@MLBRandomStats @DaricBarton u had one job

[Fake Daric Barton @DaricBarton]

@papiraqi1

[Fake Daric Barton @DaricBarton]

@JuiceGawdszn13 So good morning to no men

[Fake Daric Barton @DaricBarton]

Must be referring to a different Daric Barton because I KNOW YALL AINT TALKIN ABOUT ME! #bartongangho #daricbartonHOF

[MLB Trade Rumors @mlbtraderumors]

Remembering An Athletics One-Hit Wonder https://t.co/q8779V0B3N

[Fake Daric Barton @DaricBarton]

Pffft. Easy walk

[Rob Friedman @PitchingNinja]

Sandy Koufax, Fastball & Curveball, Individual and Overlay (w/ tails).

[Fake Daric Barton @DaricBarton]

@2Baudi Why hit when I can walk?

[Fake Daric Barton @DaricBarton]

I can do the splits

[Athletics Rants @AthleticsRants]

Starting a boy band. Who wants to join?
You have to be able to dance though.

[Fake Daric Barton @DaricBarton]

@Jonathannotmad Ass... you forgot ass. Very important

[Fake Daric Barton @DaricBarton]

@kpence19 Live footage of Kevin on his hustle

[Fake Daric Barton @DaricBarton]

@Raider_David Hangover is good, don’t get me wrong. But to me, Step brothers is a classic that I could not part ways with. I don’t even need to explain why Friday is on my list.

[Fake Daric Barton @DaricBarton]

Friday and Step Brothers. Don’t @ me

[𝙕𝙖𝙘𝙝🦦® @NewEraZach]

pick 2 the rest are gone forever

[Fake Daric Barton @DaricBarton]

@papiraqi1 Me in 2049 telling my grandkids the story of how I took down the 5G tower

[Fake Daric Barton @DaricBarton]

@925mlbfan @fakeronwash38 @Super70sSports No, he’s related to the guy who opened So-Fa-King furniture outlet

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Hospitals in California have been half empty this whole time

[Fake Daric Barton @DaricBarton]

This is almost as bad as the time I hit my head while diving into a shallow pool

[Jordan Asri @wshingtontoday]

Alex Smith’s leg 4 days after his injury......

[Fake Daric Barton @DaricBarton]

@Markmastiff