Quincy Magoo

JAFO

[The Best @TheBestqueenx]

Wow, is this magic or witchcraft?

[oiluiz @oiluiz]

Melhor uso de IA da semana 😁

[Craig Kelly:🇦🇺Foundation for Economic Education @craigkellyAFEE]

"Anal tearing" ?😨😨😨

What on earth is Prime Minister Anthony Albanese rambling about now?
What dataset is this clown citing on the floor of Parliament when he declares that "anal tearing is growing at an extraordinary, horrific rate"?

Is there some secret government spreadsheet tracking arsehole injuries that the Australian public isn't allowed to see?

Or is the Prime Minister just projecting from his own personal anecdotes?

And if such a dataset actually exists, let's get the details straight: Is this "epidemic" of anal tearing happening among men? Women? Biological males identifying as women?

Or is it conveniently vague so no one can fact-check the hysteria?

Perhaps when Albanese blurted out "anal tearing," he was speaking literally — the old threat of "I'll tear you a new arsehole" ?

That’s understandable, as it’s a sentiment many Australians would be feeling towards Albanese when they open their electricity bill and his long list of broken promises.

Either way, this bizarre, unhinged outburst shows Albanese has completely lost the plot.

He's a flailing, desperate man under immense pressure — and rightfully so.

Australia's worst Prime Minister in living memory is now reaping the whirlwind from a disastrous, half-baked budget that's already forcing multiple humiliating backflips.

Living standards are tanking, households are being crushed by cost-of-living pain he helped create, and the knives are out on the backbench with serious whispers of a leadership challenge.

Albanese isn't leading the country — he's embarrassing it, one crude parliamentary brainfart at a time.

Time to go, Albo. Australia deserves far better than this circus.

[Quincy Magoo @DarIsb66]

@craigkellyAFEE WTF is he watching for that to come up in his algorithm?

[Jack The Aussie @hammerofleft]

Good morning Aussies.
Plenty of action this week from our esteemed engineers and doctors.

[Quincy Magoo @DarIsb66]

@hammerofleft yep

[Quincy Magoo @DarIsb66]

@dianemc34717099 If she doesn't like our flag, she could always give up all of the benefits she gets from living here and fuck off back to the shithole she came from.

[diane mckenzie @dianemc34717099]

Honest to God, this woman needs to go............

[Quincy Magoo @DarIsb66]

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[Quincy Magoo @DarIsb66]

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[Quincy Magoo @DarIsb66]

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[Quincy Magoo @DarIsb66]

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[Matt Couch @RealMattCouch]

This is liberalism in a nutshell...

[Quincy Magoo @DarIsb66]

@ZeekrGlobal Hamster was only driving your Chinese shitbox because you paid him.

[diane mckenzie @dianemc34717099]

Comes with an extra track "Sit Down, Boofhead"......

[Australian Patriot. @JimThom90458694]

There should be a royal commission into Albos hate of Australia!

[Quincy Magoo @DarIsb66]

https://t.co/pDysMHFUrc

[Quincy Magoo @DarIsb66]

@ianmiles A swift kick in the plums from behind would've fixed the problem.

[Dr Joe @drjoesDIYhealth]

Tony Burka spending your taxes. The brilliant Johannes Leak.