Prajjawal Pande

Tall,Dark & Handsome

[Prajjawal Pande @Dark_humour_guy]

Been an MSD fan since he smashed sixes over long-on in the 2000s.
He carried India & CSK flawlessly.
But watching him hide at No. 9 now… it hurts. Not the Thala we knew.🥲

[Prajjawal Pande @Dark_humour_guy]

@pratik_jais @jlippincott Wo soch lega tu kab se idhar active ho gaya?

[Prajjawal Pande @Dark_humour_guy]

@jha_sharanya I am the green bowl one

[Prajjawal Pande @Dark_humour_guy]

@illum1nadi Depends on the person... hygienic people wash it daily.... Engineering Hostel guys wash it in a month or so🙃

[Prajjawal Pande @Dark_humour_guy]

Who the fuck in their sane minds thought that it's a good idea to make Bangalore Airport 3 light years away from the main city??
2.5 hours and still travelling🥲

[Sharanya Jha @jha_sharanya]

Not all quiet people are introspective; some are downright toxic and not all chirpy people are annoying; some have very cool stories to tell. Idk who made that bias but it sucks.

[Prajjawal Pande @Dark_humour_guy]

Dear Indian Railways,
Kindly add a height section in the ticket booking form and allot seats accordingly.
Your side lower/side upper seats are too short for tall people.
Regards,
A 6'3 guy travelling on Side Upper berth🥲
@RailMinIndia @AshwiniVaishnaw
#IndianRailways

[Prajjawal Pande @Dark_humour_guy]

@anaanya__ What if they say 'Dedh sau rupiya dega'?

[Prajjawal Pande @Dark_humour_guy]

@kyu_yaar_harsh Subha 6:30 baje yahi sab post Karo tum🤣

[Prajjawal Pande @Dark_humour_guy]

@IShreshtha Challenge accepted on a daily basis🙃

[Prajjawal Pande @Dark_humour_guy]

@radhikachhabra And I'm resetting my WiFi at home 🥹

[Prajjawal Pande @Dark_humour_guy]

Think about any guy named Akaay Kohli other than Virat's son.
Just think of the roller-coaster he's going through now🥲🤦

#akaaykohli #Akaay

[Prajjawal Pande @Dark_humour_guy]

Dear people in a relationship,
Block me from your WhatsApp/Insta/Facebook etc for the next 7 days.
Don't wanna see your gulu gulu.

Regards,
A hopelessly single fella.

#ValentineWeek

[Prajjawal Pande @Dark_humour_guy]

Basically, Poonam Pandey is Schrodinger's cat of the modern era.

#PoonamPandeyDeath #poonampanday

[Prajjawal Pande @Dark_humour_guy]

@aaraynsh @wakietakie_ Sab nahi hote...laxman🥲

[Prajjawal Pande @Dark_humour_guy]

@ImTanveerA Haan Bhai baat samajh 29th Feb ko paida hua tha banda har 4 saal mein 1 birthday count hota hai iska

[Prajjawal Pande @Dark_humour_guy]

@AayushVijayy Snore louder than them.....make it a fukin competition.

[Prajjawal Pande @Dark_humour_guy]

@snskritinaruka Cleanser/Sunscreen/Moisturizer/Lotion/Lip Balm: Sarson ka tel

[Prajjawal Pande @Dark_humour_guy]

@rajaji_ka_beta @_PVRCinemas Kaa ho gaya ji?

[Prajjawal Pande @Dark_humour_guy]

@FarziCricketer No... he's not🤣
He has now been traded to MI