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Scottish curmudgeon / doric ND loon.

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For anyone that cares and/or sees this, I'm now permanently over at Bluesky:

https://t.co/qz6jzr3KYf

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@nvidia Can we go back to the affordable PC era instead?

Asking for millions of normal humans that aren't drunk on the generative AI snake oil.

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@mdvirgilio We only have one child, get it right fucking up ye.

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@FluffyTaless Lol get fucked clanker.

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@rushicrypto The Internet was exclusively for awkward dorks at the start. There certainly wasn't a mass corporate push for mass-adoption.

Me and my wife met on a music chat room when we were teenagers. That could never happen now.

Now its just AI slop and bots.

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@a_toots Ian Watkins has let himself go.

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@I_amMukhtar

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@Danny_McMoomins Yer faither wuid be proud.

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@TheRealJamieKay Someone call Mordor, they've lost a couple of orcs.

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@SophieP25397 Noone went bankrupt because of Netflix.

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@MizLiot For someone who apparently likes to barge in and mansplain "counting" to folk, his grasp of the costs involved truly is dire... he's convinced it's only a £30 per year increase. 🤣

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@clarkyFTD1979 @MizLiot A presumed annual increase of £30 is still 13% higher than the average UK annual CPI (to date). But even then, that extra £30 goes out pcm, so the reality is much, much more expensive for a prospective tenant.

People who can count, etc etc.

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@I_amMukhtar Proud Tiny Tommy and his patriots, chucking their litter everywhere. Good Christian blokes with tonnes of civic pride. 👍

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@OperaSocialist Tiny Tommy's a few lines short of a stroke.

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@MizLiot The landlord's mortgage has probably long since been paid off too, so its all profit for doing bugger all.

Hope the move was relatively stress-free.

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@PastGlasgow Decrepid auld nonce.

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Trying to get some digging/drainage work done... swarmed by hens.

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@BSmithBenS Zero chance of anyone wanting her brain for a transplant, it's clearly faulty.

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@I_amMukhtar Meanwhile, he'll be neck-deep in cocaine.

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@JamesMelville

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