Tiocfaidh Cheese

𝕻𝖎𝖑𝖌𝖗𝖎𝖒 𝖆𝖓𝖉 𝖘𝖈𝖍𝖔𝖑𝖆𝖗

[Ross W Berman IV (Philosopher Pirate) @RossWBermanIV]

I've been watching James Bond movies and I've noticed that the sexual politics haven't aged well [my wife leaves the room] If James Bond was a car, he'd be the fastest one in the world.

[Mark ⛵️ @Marinerselectra]

Your state is shaped like a vape idgaf

[The Beak of Beak Street 🏆 🏆 🏆 @CFO4TAG]

Fulham Ultras have gathered at Craven Cottage to pay tribute to Marco Silva who has announced he is leaving #ffc

[Yoko Ono @yokoono]

Who will win the World Cup?
A child who believes in a peaceful world.

[Ghost Maggie Serota @maggieserota]

My sick action hero line before I kill a bad guy:

[Boots, 'with the fur' @afraidofwasps]

(DMing girl) Life is so randommm it's like.. Whyyyyyy Lol. (logging into Albert Einstein role playing account) (DMing same girl) Life makes perfect since

[Tiocfaidh Cheese @DarkFlanders]

Hearing rumours Liverpool are seeking to appoint an even balder Dutchman

[Tiocfaidh Cheese @DarkFlanders]

Ideally should have gone for the latter dream first

[Yusuf / Cat Stevens @YusufCatStevens]

Arsenal won the Premiership, a dream come true... now dreaming about the world as one - and all war criminals arrested and tried

[AltSpacium @Willspacefolio]

“An anomaly.”

[Daniel Tenreiro @TenreiroDaniel]

@Pontifex Holy Father the post will perform better if you append the url in a threaded reply as opposed to linking it in the tweet

[Tiocfaidh Cheese @DarkFlanders]

Important context provided by The Guardian in this article

[Mike Stanley @mikestan87]

Imagine auditioning to be Eric Dier

[snout and slobber @cretincastle]

(Austin powers sees first plane hit the twin towers)
naughty pilot
(second plane)
wait a tick

[Stugots @_mokaya0]

The best joke I've seen on TV is on The Sopranos when Tony asks Pussy's son whether he's taking Astronomy in Uni. He goes no why? Then Tony says because he hears he's just taking up space at school. I thought that was really really good

[Tiocfaidh Cheese @DarkFlanders]

They keep voting for him by accident

[Haaretz.com @haaretzcom]

Author of 'Reading Lolita in Tehran': 'Netanyahu's government doesn't represent Israelis' https://t.co/DneohljyRi

[dudermane @612jack]

(wallace voice) the gun, gromit. kill me lad!

[Rob Morgan @robbiemorgz]

The under 25’s group that doesn’t make it past judge’s houses

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

"She had the kind of walking that made benches become men"

[octopus/caveman @octopuscaveman]

Telling the barista at Starbucks i clogged the toilet as Im leaving