I've been watching James Bond movies and I've noticed that the sexual politics haven't aged well [my wife leaves the room] If James Bond was a car, he'd be the fastest one in the world.
(DMing girl) Life is so randommm it's like.. Whyyyyyy Lol. (logging into Albert Einstein role playing account) (DMing same girl) Life makes perfect since
The best joke I've seen on TV is on The Sopranos when Tony asks Pussy's son whether he's taking Astronomy in Uni. He goes no why? Then Tony says because he hears he's just taking up space at school. I thought that was really really good