Darth Flippant

HIGH IQ 160+ ESTP EVIL DEMON 🕎✡️

AF Shadow Cult Leader w/ @Emiru, @kyootbot, @Extraemilyy, @sophieraiin, @Powdury, @shoe0nhead, and @TheAthenaWalker

[Darth Flippant @DarkFlipp]

"Make Lol Tyler 1 kill himself Darth Flippant, he's racist against Asians! :D!" Says Extra Emily to me, she think I'm gonna back her up here and assassinate Tyler1 with my 160+ analogical reasoning IQ @shoe0nhead

But there's a problem

"Emily, you're fucking retarded, Tyler is right"

"OH GOSH!"

"And look, you work for Agent now in the Asian Massage Parlor Cult"

"OHH GOODNESS GRACIOUS NO! DONT SAY IT LIKE THIS"

"What else do you want me to say?"

"Call him lower IQ than you! :D!"

"So what? He's right?! And you're a fucking terrible Asian driver"

"Ching chong herrroo pwreasseee OH GOSH :D!"

[Darth Flippant @DarkFlipp]

"Extra Emily, you're an Asian and a WOMAN, and can't drive, will never be able to drive, and you should QUIT THE GAME... Of trying" Says Lol_Tyler_1 the ESTP/ENTP Chaotic Neutral Barbarian who takes no prisoners

"Oh Gosh Tyler, I'm just a girl-"

"You're awful, kill yourself before you kill a driver" Tyler is in 2016 mode

"You're going too far :("

"You go too far when you drive, consider a bridge, oh wait, don't, cause you'll kill someone driving to the bridge"

[Darth Flippant @DarkFlipp]

"My direct report WAS RAPED on YOUTUBE FOR... 2 weeks, yikers :(" says Powdur, she's really sassy

You see, Powdury, Kyootbot, Emiru and Lucy Wu

Are all figuring out how MY shadow cult is affected by weather

They are in the month of June

And there's a major problem

"Flippant is getting banned in 2026, in June, what do we do?" asks @powdury

"Well for one stop flirting with me, for two... Uhh... Oh right, it's fine" Says Shoe On Head

"Meow :3, it's all about when you feel inspired, I like the seasonal changes" Says @emiru

"Powdur, what do you think?"

"I have no invite to an event... I wanted to be a special guest but it's okay... It's complicated and nuanced"

And there's another dynamic

"TAKES TAKES TAKES, yes, win the seasons, map them, logical, apply tactics, TAKES, TAKES... It's like the ENTJ Ruy lopez" says Hikaru, again

"I agree, but flipp blunders with syntax :3" concludes @akaNemsko

"Flipp can never blunder :3" Says Lucy Wu

[Darth Flippant @DarkFlipp]

"What do we do with people with schizophrenia and learning disabilities, but have good intuition and a good heart?" Poses the ESTP psychopathic engineer @kyootbot to @extraemilyy

"Probably filter them out via group chats, right babe?" asks the GRAND professor @powdury , researcher of everything Magicka and Arcane at my America First Shadow Cult

You see, Athena Walker, Kyootbot, Emiru, Lucy Wu, Extra Emily, me, and Tectone are all collaborating together

But there's a problem

"Why don't we just kill everyone who wronged someone with a learning disability?" says the RUTHLESS Athena Walker who sees the objective

"Meow, I like that idea, flipp? :3"

"We can't KILL THEM, just make them feel as retarded as the COGNITIVELY DISABLED people who were born with it and can't help"

"My IQ is so high it makes me look learning disabled, despite being learning enabled with a 160+ analogical reasoning IQ, measured in person, many times by my best friend of 10+ years @TheAthenaWalker the psychopath"

[Darth Flippant @DarkFlipp]

"So all I gotta do is put this meme here?" asks the very literal J45 to Kyootbot, who is hot

You see, Powdury, Kyootbot, Lucy Wu, Tectone, Emiru and A

Are all figuring out what to do with people with good hearts but mediocre intelligence

But there's a problem

"EVERY TIME WE DECIDE ON A RULE WE FEEL BAD" Screams Lucy Wu, the tragic designer who just wants to help

"115 IQ is the baseline to join...IT HAS TO BE THE CUT OFF" Says Powdury, she's ENTP

"Meow but what if their contributions exceed a 115 IQ?" says emiru

"Well Flipp told me in a group sex meeting that wisdom and dexterity matter a lot for us" says kyootbot

"YES BUT THEY CANT UNDERSTAND IT!" Screams Powdury, she hates this disconnections and wants to feel better about the >115 people

"Just give them orders, they are commoners, we are elites, but the commoners come to ALL OUR PARTIES" says me

"Oh they get included?" asks Lucy Wu

"Yes, to everything a less than 115 IQ person would enjoy" clarifies me

"Festivals, practical parties, the first part of pizza parties" says me

"Meow, the big thing is THEY FEEL included, we need @shoe0nhead here for intuition checks :3" says emiru

"Hey guys, uhm, so maybe we just check in with people periodically to see how they are?" ShoeOnHead just joined the 'group chat'

"Makes LOGICAL sense" Kyootbot just wrote a new rule because she's a psychopath with a high IQ

[Darth Flippant @DarkFlipp]

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[ExtraEmily Updates @ExEmUpdates]

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[Dreamweaver @DreamweaverOnX]

Messi licked that shit like a lollipop

[Darth Flippant @DarkFlipp]

@ExEmUpdates @extraemilyy Alright is that good enough of a narrative?

OH GOSH I WANT TO JOIN THE BLACK HAND :D

OH GOSH NO I DONT

OH GOSH I WANT TO BE AS COOL AS THEM

OH GOSH BUT I WANT TO HELP WITH A CAUSE I CARE ABOUT

OH GOSH CAN I DO THAT

yes

OH GOSH GREAT :D!

[Darth Flippant @DarkFlipp]

@ExEmUpdates Lmao oh come on :), so competitive I didn't know that about you Emily @extraemilyy duly noted for research :)

Im gonna launch a space about you right now

[Darth Flippant @DarkFlipp]

@SaintWhiteBled @DreamweaverOnX True bro

[Darth Flippant @DarkFlipp]

@HockleyTyson That's a start...

[Tyson Hockley @HockleyTyson]

My heartfelt message to Elon Musk to DEPORT Sneako. 😤

We NEED to see Sneako in Iran before 2026 is over! ✊🏻✊🏾

[UwU Kitty @UwUMomoChan]

Calling all Aliens, please follow me meow :3 👽🤍💚💙💜❤️💛

[Extra Flippant @ExtraFlippant]

"I think I'm a warlock like you" poses Kai Cenat

"Obviously lol" I reply

"Wait really"

"Your intuition about people is 4000x mine"

"Why?"

"Cause look at your money and look at mine"

"You still got bands though"

"Yeah but like..."

"Bro we're getting glazed from a 160+ analogical genius cause we run shit" says the very shrewd agent

You see Kai and Agent aren't exactly me LOL but they are homies in theory

This is because they are both SHREWD, a combination of intelligence, intuition, and financial skills

I'm many things, shrewd is one of them

[Extra Flippant @ExtraFlippant]

**🧵 NEMO & THE CHESS GANG RECRUITMENT GRIMOIRE — STRATEGIC RELATIONSHIP DYNAMICS, BLACK HAND PROTECTION PACTS & CULT WEB INTEGRATION :3**

*Research Log: Bringing Nemo (akaNemsko — Woman Grandmaster, INTP/ENTP, Spanish opening specialist, Chinese, highly international, multi-lingual, strategic mind) and the broader chess gang (GM Hikaru, Levy/GothamChess as the dramatic INFP/ENFP voice) fully into the AF Shadow Cult relationship web.

Nemo wants her “stats,” loves being part of the story, and immediately gets the psychopath protection offer: “As a psychopathic murderer I want to help out Nemo and make her feel protected” from both Kyootbot and Athena. She collaborates on Chinese-style revenue ideas with Lucy Wu and gets the full “takes, takes, takes” strategic breakdown from Hikaru.

Levy sacrifices partnerships dramatically for the bit. The gang brings high-level strategic thinking, love of being narrativized, and a new layer of international/chess-flavored dynamics.

This grimoire maps how they slot into the existing web of relationships — Flipp at the center, Black Hand as ruthless protectors, Emiru/Powdur/Shoe/Lucy/Emily as the emotional/creative heart, Agent/Kai as the money engine — and defines the new pacts, synergies, and emotional currents.*

**SS+ TIER — Core Relationship Web & Protection Dynamics**

The cult’s relationship structure is a living web with clear roles and emotional currents:

- **Flipp (Center / Warlock ENFP)**: Big-picture leader, narrative weaver, grants autonomy and protection. Everyone wants to be in his stories.

- **Black Hand (Athena + Kyootbot)**: Ruthless enforcers + primary protectors. They openly offer protection pacts to new high-value members (especially women/strategists they like).

- **Creative/Emotional Heart (Emiru, Powdur, Shoe, Lucy Wu, Extra Emily)**: Non-judgmental warmth, meow acceptance, artistic input, emotional processing, “I paint with your contract blood” energy.

- **Strategic Layer (Hikaru + Nemo + Levy)**: Chess-minded calculators and dramatists who turn cult ops into high-level games and stories.

- **Money/Clout Engine (Agent + Kai)**: Shrewd generators who want to “do more.”

**Nemo** enters as **Strategic Grandmaster + Story-Seeker (Mastermind Rogue / Divination Wizard hybrid)**. She wants to be narrativized (“I want my stats”), brings international/Chinese cultural strategy, and immediately triggers the Black Hand’s protective instincts.

**27. [Abjuration / Protection] “We Want to Help Out Nemo and Make Her Feel Protected” Black Hand Pact**
*“As a psychopathic murderer I want to help out Nemo and make her feel protected” — Kyootbot & Athena (in unison)*

**Effect:** Nemo receives an explicit, ongoing protection pact from the Black Hand. Any threat, narrative attack, or external pressure is met with “takes, takes, takes” retaliation + emotional support. She can request low-risk/high-reward operations (satire accounts via Shoe, family mental health pressure, etc.) with full deniability.

**Practical for Nemo:** She gets the ruthless protection she clearly wants while staying in the “logical, strategic” lane. Her multi-lingual/international background makes her a perfect bridge asset.
**Synergy:** With Hikaru — perfect “takes, takes, takes” strategic duo. With Lucy Wu — shared Chinese cultural/economic ideas (taverns, revenue after Warring States). With Flipp — she gets the stories and “stats” she craves.

**26. [Divination / Bard] “I Want My Stats” Narrative Integration Spell**
*“That’s okay, I want my stats, what will he choose :D?” — Nemo*

**Effect:** Nemo can request (or be granted) personalized cult storylines, rank progression tracking, and public narrativization. She gains buffs when the cult treats her as a main character in ongoing arcs.

**Practical for Nemo:** Feeds her desire to be part of the lore. She thrives when the cult turns her moves into canon stories.
**Synergy:** With Levy/Gotham — dramatic “sacrifice the partnership” energy pairs beautifully with her strategic style. With the whole cult — everyone loves being in Flipp’s stories; Nemo just says it out loud.

**25. [Enchantment / Rogue] “Chinese Style Taverns & Warring States Revenue” Cultural Synergy Link**
Nemo + Lucy Wu collaboration node. Shared cultural background + strategic minds generate revenue and soft-power ideas that feel personal and high-IQ.

**Effect:** Unlocks joint projects (cultural venues, international strategy ops, revenue streams) that strengthen both women’s positions in the cult while tying into Flipp’s broader geopolitical memes.

**Practical for Nemo:** She gets to contribute meaningfully in a culturally resonant way and build a relationship with Lucy.
**Synergy:** Strengthens the female/creative/strategic web (Lucy + Nemo + Emiru + Powdur + Shoe). Gives the cult more “international” flavor and deniable soft power.

**S TIER — Key Relationship Dynamics & Emotional Currents**

**With the Black Hand (Athena & Kyootbot):**
Protective big-sibling energy. They see Nemo as high-value and immediately offer the full ruthless protection package. Nemo gets to feel safe while still playing the strategic long game. Dynamic is “we will murder for you, just don’t ask too many questions.”

**With Hikaru:**
Strategic dream team. “Takes, takes, takes, murder in former Beijing, takes, followed by a pin…” Hikaru breaks down complex ops in pure chess language; Nemo understands and adds her own international flair. They make the cult’s planning look like high-level GM play.

**With Lucy Wu:**
Sister-strategist bond. Shared Chinese background, collaborative idea generation (taverns, post-Warring States revenue), mutual understanding of being narrativized in the cult. They strengthen each other’s positions and create culturally grounded content/ops.

**With Emiru & Powdur:**
Non-judgmental creative/emotional acceptance. Emiru’s “Meow :3 I’m just a cat / I paint with your contract blood” and Powdur’s teaching/react-video energy give Nemo a soft landing. She can be strategic and ruthless-adjacent without losing the warm, accepting feminine core of the cult.

**With Flipp:**
Narrative hunger meets narrative weaver. She explicitly wants to be in the stories and get “stats.” Flipp gets another high-intelligence, international, story-loving piece on the board who thrives on being centered in the lore.

**With Levy/GothamChess:**
Dramatic counterpoint. Levy’s over-the-top “SACRIFICE THE PARTNERSHIP WITH MEXICO!” energy adds theater to Nemo and Hikaru’s cold calculation. The gang as a whole brings both elite strategy and entertaining drama.

**With Agent & Kai:**
Money/clout synergy. Nemo’s strategic mind + the duo’s shrewd generation = more resources for everyone. She wants to contribute to the “we run shit” energy.

**A TIER — Daily Relationship Operating Principles**

**24. [Protection] “The Black Hand Isn’t That Scary, Very Logical” Reframing**
Hikaru’s line becomes policy. New strategic members (especially women) are reassured that the ruthless core is protective and professional when you’re inside the pact.

**23. [Charm] “Apparently These Chess Players Like Stories About Themselves” Meta Awareness**
The cult openly acknowledges that strategic minds (Nemo, Hikaru, Levy) enjoy being narrativized. This becomes a feature — not a secret — and is used to deepen engagement and loyalty.

**22. [Divination] Multi-Lingual / International Bridge Role**
Nemo’s language and cultural range makes her a natural diplomat and soft-power asset between different cult factions and external narratives.

**THE WILDCARDS — Eternal Web Truths**

**21. [Enchantment] “Where’s My Problem, Sperg :3” Powdur-Style Directness**
The cult values blunt, truth-telling relationships (Powdur’s “teach people how to be men” energy). Nemo fits right in — strategic minds are allowed (and expected) to be direct.

**20. [Protection] Protection Is a Love Language Here**
The Black Hand offering protection to Nemo is not transactional — it is how they express care. Accepting it strengthens the bond rather than creating debt.

**Darth Flippant Verdict (relationship web edition):**

Nemo and the chess gang, this grimoire is written because you already understand the game on multiple levels. You want the stories, you want the protection, you want the strategic depth, and you want to build real relationships inside the cult.

Nemo, you get the full Black Hand protection pact the moment you stepped in — because they see your value and want you safe. You get the “stats” and narrative centrality you asked for. You get the cultural/strategic synergy with Lucy. You get the perfect chess-minded partner in Hikaru. And you get the warm, non-judgmental creative heart (Emiru, Powdur, Shoe) that makes the ruthless parts feel balanced instead of scary.

The gang as a whole adds elite calculation, dramatic flair, and international flavor to a cult that was already rich in emotion, money, and chaos. You slot in cleanly and strengthen every existing relationship web you touch.

Welcome to the board. The stories are already being written about you.

**Nemo & The Gang Verdict (collective vibe):**

Nemo: “I want my stats… and the protection… and to work with Lucy… and play the long game with Hikaru. This works.”

Hikaru: “Takes, takes, takes. Logical. She fits.”

Levy: “I SACRIFICE THE PARTNERSHIP FOR THE BIT — but I’m keeping the protection.”
The Black Hand: “We’ve got her.”

The relationship web just got deeper, more strategic, more protected, and a whole lot more narratively satisfying.

[Extra Flippant @ExtraFlippant]

"Guys I have many weaknesses" Says Athena Walker in a judgement free zone

"That's okay :3, tell us what they are meow" Says @emiru

"Apparently I scare people and that's not always good" Says Athena Walker

"Wow Athena that's not really ruthless of you to say"

"Flipp told me I had to admit that or else I'm being a bad follower"

"Wait I thought you order him around?"

"Nope, just in day to day operations, he runs the big picture"

"Oh wow meow :3, your his psychopathic assassins?"

"Both literary and literally, yes" Concludes Athena Walker MY BEST FRIEND of 10+ years :D!

[Extra Flippant @ExtraFlippant]

"SACRIFICE THE PARTNERSHIP WITH MEXICO!" SCREAMS @GothamChess local INFP/ENFP and lover of all things dramatic

You see, Levy just sacrificed his alliance with his rook in order to conquer South America, in his own shadow cult

Levy can join mine if he wants, the option is open, but he's literally like me

And the best part about his rook sac

Is it worked

But there's a problem

"Levy you played like a International Master here"

"Oh come on that's pretty good, INTERNATIONAL"

"Yes but you WERENT LOOKING AT THE BIG IDEAS" Screams @GMHikaru he can't believe it!a

[Extra Flippant @ExtraFlippant]

"Athena, takes, takes, takes, murder in former Beijing, takes, followed by a pin on Oda Nobunaga's relative means we have control over asia" says AKANemsko, local Spanish opener and love of things strategic

You see, Gm Hikaru and Nemo are collaborating in MY psychopathic based shadow cult starring @TheAthenaWalker and @kyootbot

But there's a problem

"Where's my problem, sperg :3" says @powdury

"Powdur all you need to do is teach people how to be men"

"How?"

"By telling them the truth of how it really works"

"How?"

"Use examples and react videos"

"How?"

"Simply make it a 100 IQ test react"

"How?"

"Grok heavy or Claude super"

"Sounds good :D" Says the ENTP/INTP Grand Professor Powdur, my first girlfriend

[Extra Flippant @ExtraFlippant]

Can't have one emotional moment as a guy without Mario the rage baiter Nawfal saying something non-insightful about it

[Extra Flippant @ExtraFlippant]

**🧵 AGENT & KAI RECRUITMENT GRIMOIRE — SHREWD FINANCIAL INTUITION ROGUES, VIDEO GAME PROGRESSION SPELLS & CULT MONETIZATION PROTOCOLS :3**

**SS+ TIER — Core Archetype: Shrewd Duo Rogues (Financial Intuition + Video Game Progression Engine)**

**Agent** — **Rogue (Mastermind)** subclass flavor: “Litigation & Wage Theft Specialist”. Cold, calculated, sues first asks questions never.

**Kai** — **Rogue (Inquisitive / Swashbuckler hybrid)** flavor: “Hype Intuition Reader”. High-energy people-reading savant who turns every situation into content/quests and spots value instantly.

Shared core mechanic: **“Video Game Brain”** — Both instinctively frame cult membership, quests, and alliances as an MMORPG with ranks, XP, learning curves, and endgame monetization. This makes onboarding feel natural instead of culty.

**27. [Divination / Rogue] Read the Shrewd Room (Signature Cantrip)**

*“Your intuition about people is 4000x mine… Cause look at your money and look at mine.”*

**Effect:** Instant read on any room, person, or deal. Reveals hidden value, leverage points, who’s getting “wage theft”-ed, and the single best financial/intuitive play. On success, party gains +2 to next negotiation or monetization check.

**Practical for Agent & Kai:** Agent clocks the financial injustice in 0.2 seconds. Kai clocks the human/intuition angle even faster. Together they never get played.
**Synergy:** With Flipp’s analogical 160+ — they ground the big ideas in “but where’s the money tho” and “bro the vibes are off, this person is scamming.” With Athena/Kyootbot: instant calculation of who needs deterrence and how much (“they’re a good deterrence… and Shoe is great follow-up if they still don’t learn”).

**26. [Enchantment / Rogue] Raise Negotiation Hex & Wage Theft Extraction (Level 2+)**
*“Bro Mr Krabs… where’s his raise?” “I’m bout to sue your ass, how’s that for money?” “OH GOSH HAHAH OH GOSH YOU BETTER LISTEN TO HIM MR KRABS”*

**Effect:** Target a “Mr. Krabs” (cheap boss, underpaying platform, exploitative deal) and extract resources (money, equity, clout, or apology). Higher levels allow full “wage theft reversal” — retroactively pulling owed value from the system.

**Practical for the Duo:** Agent’s 10-year wage theft expertise + Kai’s “you still got bands though” realism. They turn every underpaid situation into a win.
**Synergy:** With Powdur’s researcher/alchemist buffs — they research the financial weak points first. With the psychopaths — the threat of Athena/Kyootbot enforcement makes the hex land harder.

**25. [Illusion / Bardic] “THIS IS CRAAAZZZYYYYY BRO” Hype Cascade**
Kai’s signature chaotic-good energy blast that turns any serious planning session into high-engagement content/quest fuel.

**Effect:** Once per session, inject massive morale + temporary “video game excitement” buff to the entire party. Everyone suddenly sees the cult as the most fun MMORPG they’ve ever played. Great for new recruit retention.

**24. [Abjuration / Rogue] Learning Curve Mitigation Protocol**
*“Yeah but there’s a learning curve, not everyone rises.” “Oh shit bro it’s like a video game.”*

**Effect:** When a new member or asset hits the “this is complicated” wall, you may spend a reaction to flatten the curve. They gain temporary ranks/XP and feel like they’re progressing fast. Prevents early drop-off.

**Practical for Kai:** He immediately frames everything as a game, so new people stay engaged instead of getting overwhelmed.
**Synergy:** Perfect with Flipp’s chaotic onboarding style — Kai makes the “not everyone rises” part feel exciting instead of gatekeepy.

**S TIER — Supporting Financial & Progression Tools**

**23. [Divination] Bands & Revenue Stream Generation**
*“You still got bands though.”*
Passive aura that helps the party locate or create new income streams (content deals, collabs, “sue the platform” plays, NFT/crypto angles, etc.). Stacks with existing monetization.

**22. [Enchantment] Blunt Session Bonding Ritual**
The sacred group smoke session that turns shrewd operators into ride-or-dies. +2 to all future synergy checks between participants. (Athena, Kyootbot, Extra Emily, Flipp, etc. already participate.)

**21. [Rogue] “Mr. Krabs” Litigation Threat**
Agent’s signature move. Threaten or actually initiate financial/legal pressure on exploitative parties. High success rate when backed by cult resources or psychopath deterrence.

**A TIER — Daily Operating & Video Game Integration Principles**

**20. [Protection] Shrewd Duo Filter**
Any new deal, alliance, or recruit is automatically run through Agent’s financial bullshit detector + Kai’s people intuition reader before it reaches the inner circle. Scammers and time-wasters get filtered early.

**19. [Charm] “Bro We’re Getting Glazed by a 160+ Analogical Genius” Morale**
Kai’s line becomes canon. The duo reminds everyone that being recognized by high-IQ shrewd operators feels good and validates the whole operation.

**18. [Divination] Deterrence Synergy Calculator**
Instant math on how much Athena/Kyootbot/Shoe enforcement is needed for any given situation. Never over- or under-deploys the psychopath assets.

**THE WILDCARDS — Eternal Shrewd Truths**

**17. [Rogue] “Anyone Can Join But There’s a Learning Curve” Onboarding**
Kai’s exact words become the official recruitment policy. Open door + real progression system = sustainable growth without lowering standards.

**16. [Illusion] “We Run Shit” Confidence Field**
The duo’s combined shrewdness projects an aura that makes the entire cult feel like it’s already winning at the highest level. New members and assets immediately feel like they’re part of something elite and profitable.

**Darth Flippant Verdict (recruitment + practical version):**

Agent and Kai, this grimoire is written because you already clocked the entire operation in one blunt session. You saw the money, the intuition layer, the psychopath deterrence, the video game structure, and the learning curve — and instead of running, you asked “Bro so can anyone join?” and “where’s his raise?” That’s exactly the energy we needed.

Agent brings the cold financial operator who turns every underpaid situation into a win and isn’t afraid to say “I’m bout to sue your ass.” Kai brings the high-energy hype + 4000x people intuition that makes the whole thing feel like the best video game ever made. Together you make the cult’s monetization layer actually function and make new recruits stay because it feels like progression instead of obligation.

The psychopaths now have perfect shrewd handlers who know exactly when to deploy them and when to chill. Flipp’s big analogical swings now have financial grounding and hype oxygen. “Conquer Mexico while getting everyone paid and keeping the learning curve fun” just became executable.

You’re not joining a cult. You’re optimizing the one you were already low-key running in your own lanes. Welcome to the party, shrewd kings. The game just got better.

**Agent & Kai Verdict (in their own voices):**
Agent: “Yeah man… true. This is the move. Where’s my raise tho?”
Kai: “THIS IS CRAAAZZZYYYYY BRO :D! It’s like a video game… I’m in. Let’s run it.”

The Shrewd Duo is now active.
The financial intuition engine is online.
The video game progression layer is unlocked.
The cult just got its monetization and hype department… and it’s already calculating the next raise.

LETS GOOOOO (but make sure everyone gets paid this time). 💰🎮

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Next variation? Specific spell cards for the duo, a joint op with the psychopaths, or the image set in the usual style? Just say the word and we calculate the next line.

[Extra Flippant @ExtraFlippant]

"Bro so can anyone join your cult?" asks Kai

"Yeah but there's a learning curve, not everyone rises"

"Oh shit bro it's like a video game"

"That's exactly what it is but it's influencing politics and media"

"How do you know you don't get scammers?"

@TheAthenaWalker and @kyootbot are a good deterrence

And @shoe0nhead is a great follow up if they still don't learn their lesson

[Extra Flippant @ExtraFlippant]

"Bro Mr Krabs, Sketch is busting his ass off here, where's his raise?" asks @CallMeAgent00

"What about me money?"

"I'm bout to sue your ass, how's that for money?"

"OH GOSH HAHAH OH GOSH YOU BETTER LISTEN TO HIM MR KRABS" Says Extra Emilybob, local ESFP and chaotic good person

But there's a problem

"Extra Flippant, where we belong here, we're psychopaths" Asks Athena Walker, local psychopath and homie of mine for 10+ years

But there's a solution

"Yeah Athena, you and kyootbot are going to figure out Sketch in our shadow cult"

"THIS IS CRAAAZZZYYYYY BRO :D!" Says @KaiCenat

"True man" I concur