Fish. Dark.

Mainly at @darknessfish.bsky.social.

Doesn't do anything by halves. Excluding, wit, baked and arsed. It/what.

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@Beathhigh @johnrobb77 https://t.co/ORrVGDQYUQ

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@Beathhigh @johnrobb77 Lyrically, it has to be Mount Eerie, Real Death. The bit about the parcel is heartbreaking.

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Sounds like Farage has turned up on the doorsteps.

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The 25,000 tonnes of stinking toxic waste bang in the middle of the Makerfield battleground https://t.co/HNGZSYZEUy

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@realJackEason After America invaded, they pretty much have a moral obligation to develop nuclear weapons for defence.

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@DPJHodges If there was a great defensive right back in the squad, there would be an argument. Reece James, fair enough. The rest are not an improvement, and are much worse creatively.

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@SlaveToIndustry Best live album ever, almost certainly.

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@JVMonte2 Public Enemy - Caught! Can I Get to Widnes?

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@DrewSav Labour have essentially held the seat since 1906, you're not likely to find a safer seat.

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Just heard that Wes Streeting is refusing to train or join in the pre-season tour.

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@realJackEason I never liked Connery, he just didn't seem convincing with the shit puns, and never seemed genuinely threatening. On the plus side, he wasn't Brosnan.

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Britain celebrating David Attenborough's 100th birthday by voting to set fire to the planet.

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@StevenWallaby @regularaugust That's kind of a terrible take. I'd say it's best moments of cinematic art are taken from Le Trou, but it's a great film. As is Cuckoo.

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This 8th frame between Higgins and Robertson might be the worst frame of snooker of all time.

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Serious question: Is his head actually like that, or has he done some AI thing to look as weird as he is?

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Green Party broadcast

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@frozenreeds I believe Churchill said that he lied down until the feeling passed.

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JD Vance is to international diplomacy what Paddy McGuiness is to established TV shows.

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50 years ago today, the great Phil Ochs departed this world. Visionary.

https://t.co/SU5YKkuGNC

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Are we all agreed now that Iran has a moral obligation to its citizens to develop a nuclear deterrent? That's surely the outcome of this threat of genocide.