I think have a GIGA cook... I officially onboarded pancakeducks who is the owner of $DAFUAN the Duck!
They were never onboarded correctly into the space so I'm making sure they get 100% of fees and it's done right
$DAFUAN gets MILLIONS of impressions and is one of the most viral/well known ducks for it's famous side-eye look, which is ALWAYS being memed
The owner agreed to put the CA in bio and support the project so we're in good hands!
I'll be dexing this at 15k 🦢
IG: https://t.co/LN5JR3MLLt
VIRAL EXMAPLES:
https://t.co/mP8JcaRS5z
https://t.co/a5XjIfdbSI
https://t.co/4Cfuz7jiDP
@ZukiCalls The most viral dancing cat.
Millions of views. Zero proper runner.
Until NOW. 🐱🕺
$SCUBA is back. For real.
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Scuba has been done millions of times but never received a proper runner. I am bringing the most viral dancing cat back
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Most paper traders fill you at the price on the screen. that is the whole reason people leave them thinking they can trade.
Probatio moves the price while your order is in flight, charges you your own size, and sometimes just fails the trade. Then it seals the fill so the record can be checked by anyone.
Free, nothing to fund, and the numbers hold up when somebody looks.
Telegram has now been added onto DEX. Appreciate all the support we've been receiving!
This is only the beginning...
Soon, its bond time👀
https://t.co/BCDoyFZHXh
Every fill is hashed as it lands, over the reserves it was priced against, down to the slot it filled at.
/verify recomputes all of them. No lookup, no trust me, no special access. The same code is in the repo.
And it works inline, in group chats that never added the bot. two seconds, on a phone. Reply to a screenshot with seven characters and the room finds out.
Probatio is now on Telegram. Paper money, real prices.
Search a token by name, tap a size, and the fill lands with what you were quoted printed beside what you actually got. Nothing to fund and nothing to connect except your record.
/verify recomputes anybody's record from its seals, in any chat, including ones the bot has never been added to. Reply to somebody with it and it checks theirs.
/watch a trader and their fills arrive in your chat as they land. /season shows the pot and where you stand.
Everything it does: https://t.co/BZczlFFctt
Bot: https://t.co/k3rZw8aOZ3
Announcements: https://t.co/uxUNKsG3HF
Community: https://t.co/GpYHlHJbVJ
Every trading competition asks you to trust its leaderboard.
Probatio ships the tool to audit it.
Each fill is sealed with a hash the moment it lands, taken over the exact figures it was priced from: the pool reserves, the amounts, the fee, the slot it was clicked and the slot it filled. Those figures and their seals are public.
The code that checks them is on npm, not on our servers.
npx @probatio/cli verify <wallet>
Change one number in any record and the seal stops matching. We cannot make it come out right without forging a seal, and we cannot forge a seal without the figures we just handed you.
@blknoiz06@clawpumptech $PROB is not just a token.
It's open source infrastructure
for real traders on Solana.
GitHub live. Product live.
This is only the beginning. 📊
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@solana@blknoiz06 Paper trading is a lie.
$PROB prices every fill against
the REAL market. Real slippage.
Real latency. Real record.
This is trading simulation done right. 📊
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This is Probatio, end to end.
Every https://t.co/oY1HhlLjhE launch as it happens, split into new, bonding and graduated. A movers board ranked on the hour, up or down, with floors so it isn't full of tokens up 8,000% on forty dollars of volume. And paper trading against live prices on any of it.
The fills are the part worth watching. It quotes from the pool's real reserves, applies the price impact your own size causes, waits out a real delay, and fills you at whatever that delay cost. The price you get is not the price you clicked. That gap is what trading actually is, and it's what every other simulator removes to make you feel good.
That engine is measured against swaps that already happened on chain. 128 of 128 exact matches, 0 bps error. Identical to the lamport.
Then every fill is sealed with a hash as it lands, taken over the exact figures it was priced from. Change one number afterwards and the seal stops matching, so anyone can recheck a record without trusting us.
All of it open source.
https://t.co/zx6EbWtZM2