As others have said, there should really be a pass/fail, 0.5 credit hour class taught at law and business school covering things like this for those who don’t know them. I’m not talking super high-brow advice. I’m talking:
- belt and shoes have to match (and, yes, always wear a belt)
- if wearing a navy suit and brown shoes, you wear navy socks (not brown socks!!!!)
- not every shoe that’s nicer than a sneaker should be worn with a suit. Loafers aren’t to be worn with a suit.
- how to tie a tie—and tie it well
- what side of the plate your bread plate and drink go when out to eat (“BMW”)
- purpose of most common cutlery at restaurants
- how a suit should fit generally
WERE YOU EXPECTING ME TO ACTUALLY LOSE MY HAIR?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
MORONS!
BEAT THE LITTLE EMO TWINK WITH A HEADLOCK TAKEOVER!
3x WORLD CHAMPION AT 30 YOU FUCKING MARKS!!!!!!!!!