Life Sucks

My last date said I was a waste of time. My last boss said a waste of space. I believe I am, therefore, a threat to the entire time-space continuum.

[Life Sucks @DarkSpecTrish]

FOR THE LAST TIME MY EYES ARE UP HERE!!! 🧿👁‍🗨👀

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Sugar daddy

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@curse_t_70 Okay...but where can I find it?

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Does anybody else get toilet paper dispenser rage?

Just me?

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@Analogbear

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Wrong? 🤔

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FOR THE LAST TIME MY EYES ARE UP HERE!!! 🧿👁‍🗨👀

[Life Sucks @DarkSpecTrish]

@chequeredpast

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Sugar daddy

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@BuffaloRoam9375 Can confirm!

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@curse_t_70

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@sarahmarie_o_O

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@weirdotara_ Oh, no...

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@chequeredpast Makes sense ta me!

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Sugar daddy

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@BuffaloRoam9375 I can offer you cheesecake...

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@curse_t_70 You have such great hair!

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@BuffaloRoam9375 Sorry for your loss! *Hug!*

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@sarahmarie_o_O Just a twinkle in my mother's eye!

...as a teenager I liked to blind her with the sun reflecting off my bracelets.

[April Ajoy @aprilajoyr]

How am I supposed to make satire when headlines like this are real 😭