Dark Swanson

Walking the Earth

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@Blutman27 They heard that tennis grunting for hours and were like "hold our beers"

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@RevorneEON @dutyfreechamp @BriGuySense @TheTennisLetter [Insert any picture of one of thousands of skinny female tennis players who never cracked top 100 in the world]

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@RevorneEON @dutyfreechamp @BriGuySense @TheTennisLetter You mean she’s not skinny. She never got gassed and she’s incredibly quick and agile for her physique. Are NFL linebackers also out of shape? By your logic I can only assume this is what you look like.

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@KenPaxtonTX “…is weaponizing faith to sell a radical agenda”

<Christian nationalists have entered the chat>

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@RevorneEON @BriGuySense @TheTennisLetter She’s a top 100 professional woman singles player in the world! How is that not successful? Holy fuck.

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@JoshReynolds24 @MLB Ump making that call

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@lovergeist777 @coloradodems Dude I bet like 30-40% of CO Dems are Christian themselves

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@lovergeist777 @coloradodems Bro did you listen to the audio clip? And this isn’t about Christianity. This is about a nut job who happens to be a Christian.

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@GasBuddyGuy Refinery processing gain reflects the physics of breaking up heavier molecules into lighter molecules, thus taking up more space. I.e., more barrels produced than crude input into the system. Utilization is the ratio of that input volume and stated nameplate capacity.

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@coloradodems He got that demon in him. I’ll help him eradicate with a $99 Zoom call.

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@TheChrisOchs @elpeezey @washingtonpost I'm GenX, many squabbles were settled at the bike racks after school.

But I matured beyond 7th grade mentality.

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@TomoyaOkazakiA @mham413 @PeteHegseth Okay let’s pretend we can’t read between the lines like some pretend this admin isn’t a corrupt train wreck

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@KobeissiLetter This probably hits pretty hard if you don’t understand the oil market

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@GasBuddyGuy Doesn't need to be Cat 3+ to do some major flood damage (i.e., Tropical Storm Allison)

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@US_OGA No rebuttal of the statement. Just "oh yeah? well you're ugly".

My fucking 10 year old is more mature than you.

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@KatieZacharia @djmarkfarina @JoeBiden Please explain why Biden releasing SPR barrels due to a war threatening global oil supplies differs from Trump releasing SPR barrels due to a war threatening global oil supplies.

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@victormarx I showed more excitement endorsing enchiladas for dinner to my family last night.

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@RapidResponse47 Over those 6 months over 3 billion barrels of crude would have exited the PG without any US escort required. But at least we have regime change. Oh wait. At least we freed the Iranian people. Oh wait. At least we destroyed their military. Oh wait. At least…

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@DanielTurnerPTF “You hate freedom” is a helluva reply to the question “Is it safe to eat this meat”

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@jared_shult Eat bigotry. MAGA obviously ain't recalling that.