The Dark Lord

THE DARK LORD

GREATEST STICK FIGURE TO EVER BE CREATED

BOW BEFORE ME!

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[The Dark Lord @DarkTheoverLord]

I have a strawpage now, ignore the pest who's at the bottom of the page.

https://t.co/9OXrIE8RVV

[The Dark Lord @DarkTheoverLord]

Eugh it's rainy and hot at the same time in the city today, disgusting. It makes my hair all frizzy and annoying.

[The Dark Lord @DarkTheoverLord]

I should consider getting out of the city again, after my meeting with a certain someone, of course. Though, the tricky part will be getting all of these food carts out of the city with me without drawing too much attention.

[The Dark Lord @DarkTheoverLord]

I have stolen so many food carts, today is amazing!

[The Dark Lord @DarkTheoverLord]

BUT NOW I CAN ENJOY BURGERS WITHOUT THE RAINING RUINING THEM

[The Dark Lord @DarkTheoverLord]

Of course he's crawling around the city. Now I really do have to try and blend in.

[The Dark Lord @DarkTheoverLord]

Well... I got the entire cart, on the other hand taking a chunk out of a building attracted a lot of on lookers. Time to leave.

[The Dark Lord @DarkTheoverLord]

I don't have any more money and it's raining and I'm pissed off. I think I'm just going to distract the idiot and take as much food as I can then run before they notice.

[The Dark Lord @DarkTheoverLord]

With. Maybe I can try and get a bacon cheeseburger from one of these food stalls.

[Food Pleaser @FoodPleaser]

Do cheeseburgers taste better with bacon…. or without it? 🥓

[The Dark Lord @DarkTheoverLord]

It just started raining. Ruined my drink and food. What a waste... I still hate this city.

[The Dark Lord @DarkTheoverLord]

Everything is so peaceful in this city. Is everyone just happy all of the time? So strange.

[The Dark Lord @DarkTheoverLord]

I've now found something to look forward to, it's nice.

[The Dark Lord @DarkTheoverLord]

It is strange, having freedom again.

[The Dark Lord @DarkTheoverLord]

Because I am allergic.

[Chosen. @Omenof_Death]

//Heads up, some sus strawpage spam is happening on me and dark admin's page so if you want it answered then tag it with an emoji 👍

[The Dark Lord @DarkTheoverLord]

@cases_and_stiks Oh you found a new person to hate hm?

[The Dark Lord @DarkTheoverLord]

I AM NOT EDGY

[The Dark Lord @DarkTheoverLord]

@JustHang1ing I didn't pick my name, also it's tied to my power level.

[The Dark Lord @DarkTheoverLord]

@JustHang1ing The Dark Lord, Dark, or TDL depending on who you ask.

[The Dark Lord @DarkTheoverLord]

//Uhhh I think this one was meant for Chosen? Unless you're asking me [admin]?

//if you're asking me, I think it's pretty funny and I'm cooking up angst for it

//if you were trying to ask Chosen, his box is lower down on the strawpage with the prompt "What is it?"

[The Dark Lord @DarkTheoverLord]

@Omenof_Death //you're welcome loser