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charades inspiration: Cutting the dead skin off your feet

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charades inspiration: Chewing the dead skin off your feet

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charades inspiration: Using orbital angular momentum to optimize lasers for fiber optics

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charades inspiration: marinating

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charades inspiration: reverse veterinarian

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charades inspiration: checking 6 different bathrooms in the office and finding out they are all occupied while holding in diarrhea

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charades inspiration: Finally admitting that you’re lack toes and toddler ants

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charades inspiration: Hijacking a Doritos truck

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charades inspiration: the pope survives off communion wafers only

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charades inspiration: Getting tea-bagged by Dianne's balls

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charades inspiration: Listing for free cat on Facebook marketplace

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charades inspiration: Taking accidental nudes with the cat feeder camera

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charades inspiration: conor dowling, with some difficulty, chooses between jasmine and sandlewood deodorant scents (one a trusted staple, the other an alluring risk)

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charades inspiration: Thinking your cat threw up in the middle of night only to find it’s a dead mouse after turning the lights on

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charades inspiration: We need a launcher in aisle two
I repeat we need a launcher in aisle two

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charades inspiration: Getting a dog so you can blame your farts on it

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charades inspiration: pouring a half cup of water over the red wigglers in your room to rehydrate them

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charades inspiration: I love vegetarian dumps in my mouf

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charades inspiration: Getting tea-bagged by your ball-less dog

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charades inspiration: Everyone calls you potty trained instead of housebroken