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[faizan @darraMade]

Still the greatest Jung quote by far

[faizan @darraMade]

- tradition, that too before you even figured out that Hassan al-Askari did have a secret son.

You just cannot compare man...it's just not a serious religion...

[faizan @darraMade]

Al-Mu’jam al-Kabīr 2/704

[faizan @darraMade]

Reading even the smallest of collections of the Sunni corpus like this, and one cannot help but be amused by Shia oral/scholarly traditions. Abu Mikhnaf, al-Waqidi, what jokes. We had more books of Jarh about a single city's narrators than you have in your entire scholarly -

[faizan @darraMade]

@chittakukkarr shut yo ass up she could send me a bib and I'd wear it

[faizan @darraMade]

a pretty lady sent me stickers

[faizan @darraMade]

@chittakukkarr waada lelo yar

[faizan @darraMade]

I didn't clean this saucepan properly and now I've drank a lot of dish washing liquid along with these noodles

[faizan @darraMade]

@chittakukkarr ye tameez sikhayi gai hai aapko?

[faizan @darraMade]

@_mayosandwich_ Haq Haq Haq

[faizan @darraMade]

@chiefhakeem Chief I'll be real with you, you'll only clock this once you find one that knocks you off your feet every time you look at her or listen to her. After that all these gender hostilities on every part of social media are just noise, all that remains is her and her alone

[faizan @darraMade]

You have to love women but you just cannot take them very seriously most of the times

[faizan @darraMade]

Your misogyny needs to be a little more chic

[faizan @darraMade]

Missus says no pictures for public view, Missus' word it is

[faizan @darraMade]

You know what, sharing my letterboxd for the first time (that's the smiliest I've ever been in 75 years)
https://t.co/9OKZ6DOMEM

[faizan @darraMade]

@_mayosandwich_ I was a pervert ever since I hit kindergarten

[faizan @darraMade]

You've never been shouted at by a beautiful woman and it shows, it really shows

[faizan @darraMade]

@_mayosandwich_ The day she does you'll hear fireworks from my rooftop

[faizan @darraMade]

@JaaliPasha Script that prompts me every single movie? That's called manual work

[faizan @darraMade]

@JaaliPasha Ok

[faizan @darraMade]

@JaaliPasha I did a face reveal be grateful

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

Oh don't you worry, I will be dealt with. My day is coming