Coach D

Opinionated dating coach, podcaster, certified pun humour expert.

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If you ever want to know why people go postal, try dealing with Purolator.

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@VinnysCorner1 Larry Parrish

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@MapleLeafs trade @AM34, @wmnylander and @anthonystolarz to Edmonton for @cmcdavid97. straight up trade. There, Toronto is a contender.

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@MichaelRapaport we've compiled a list of the IDF rape dog breeds...
Ass-it-Hound
Bustin Terrier
Gropin Retriever
Rape Dane
Cock-In-His Spaniel
Buttweiler
Newpoundlander
Groperman Pinscher
American English Goonhound
#AmYisraelChai #Israel

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@mhdksafa You're a urologist at Mount Sinai hospital in Toronto. That's unfortunate. We hope your resume is up to date.

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@MattWalshBlog If Stupidity was an Olympic sport, you'd win Gold.

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@EthanLevins2 If your brains were dynamite, you wouldn't have enough to blow the wax out of your ears.

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@6ixbuzztv Shut up @oliviachow

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@koshercockney Not even an exorcism would help those hopeless Jew haters.

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@WellsJorda89710 What's worse is the millions of followers, who buy their BS stories, the uneducated, the unworldly and the easily influenced. If you repeat a lie 1000 times, 99% will believe said lies. Enter Candace and Tucker.

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@realstewpeters 4 active brain cells and 3 of them are on vacation. If your brains were dynamite, you wouldn't have enough to blow the wax out of your ears.

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@IngrahamAngle @realDonaldTrump @PeteHegseth @FoxNews @seanhannity @BretBaier @PamBondi with the uptick of violence against Jews, @TuckerCarlson and @RealCandaceO need to be charged as accessories to terrorism and attempted murder. They literally promote extremist activity.

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@IngrahamAngle @realDonaldTrump @PeteHegseth @FoxNews @seanhannity @BretBaier @PamBondi with the uptick of violence against Jews, @TuckerCarlson and @RealCandaceO need to be charged as accessories to terrorism and attempted murder. They literally promote extremist activity.

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@IngrahamAngle if stupidity was an Olympic sport, AOC would win gold....

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@elonmusk we just added 15 years to everyone's life, need your help...

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@elonmusk I just added 15 years to everyone's life. Need your help, Elon...

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@LucasGageX Was the gun born Jewish? Was it occupying the holster? If stupidity was an Olympic sport, you'd win gold.

[Dion Dawkins @DDawkins66]

True leader amongst a world full of alphas’s , Honored and Truly Best to learn under our Time. McDeezzyyyy You Are Truly One Of them Ones. 💔 Until The Grass Meets us Again #YouAlreadyShnow

[shay 🇮🇱🇺🇸 @judeanceo]

I’m ashamed that Israel:

– killed thousands of enslaved labor workers
– buys Western commentators
– funneled $6.6B+ into US universities
– bribed EU politicians in 2022
– runs state media that promotes extremism
– funds terrorists throughout the SWANA region
– paid PR firms to sanitize its image on Wikipedia

Oh wait. That wasn’t Israel. That was Qatar.

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@uricohenisrael Failed abortion