Darrin Olson

Husband, father, programmer, writer, actor, director, producer, owner at @PragmaticLabs, @SlipperyBrick.

[Darrin Olson @DarrinJOlson]

@HaywardPool is the mobile app service down?

[Darrin Olson @DarrinJOlson]

@Rocna are you folks at the Fort Lauderdale boat show this week?

[Dan Rather @DanRather]

America: Knock, Knock. 
Donald Trump: Who's there?
America: The truth.

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

.@realdonaldtrump please DM, we have FRESH evidence from West Philadelphia that a couple of guys are up to no good, starting to make trouble in the neighborhood

[Yvonne Orji @YvonneOrji]

How every breakup from here on out will end. “It is what it is because you are who you are.” #Debates2020

[Darrin Olson @DarrinJOlson]

@AlaskaAir Again, that doesn’t sound like it’s weather related yesterday or today flying into PDX specifically, correct? Or is it? @PDXishome

[Darrin Olson @DarrinJOlson]

@AlaskaAir So that doesn’t sound to me like it’s a weather related issue flying into PDX, correct? @PDXishome

[Darrin Olson @DarrinJOlson]

@PDXishome @AlaskaAir Talking to an Alaska agent, I understood that flying into PDX is not an issue. But Alaska flies out of PDX to smaller locations that ARE affected by weather, and they cannot right now. Due to this, Alaska has too many planes at PDX and cannot fly new planes in. Is that correct?

[Neeraj K. Agrawal @NeerajKA]

My friend’s entire company is locked out of their WeWork office because an umbrella fell, jamming the door.

No one can figure it out. It’s been like this for 2 days.

[Tamms @PDXishome]

You know you’re nerd when it hits you....😳 @KarlUrban

[Ian Laking @IHLaking]

anyway here’s the most carefree deer in the world prancing along the beach at dawn 🦌

[Vala Afshar @ValaAfshar]

Before you quit the impossible, watch the greatest chase scene of all time

[Vala Afshar @ValaAfshar]

How to reduce stress:

1 do not respond to negativity
2 exercise daily
3 eat less sugar, drink more water
4 start sooner
5 give without expecting a get
6 get more sleep
7 spend quality time with family
8 keep a ‘to-don’t’ list
9 anticipate outcomes
10 more random acts of kindness

[Darrin Olson @DarrinJOlson]

@KATUNews Felt it in Tigard

[Darrin Olson @DarrinJOlson]

@JeffSurfsOregon @WashCoScanner We felt it, and I've now heard from 6 others (on NextDoor) within a couple of miles of me that felt it, too. Pretty weird.

[Darrin Olson @DarrinJOlson]

@JeffSurfsOregon Yeah, me too. I didn't see anything either. We were starting to think that someone opened and slammed the back door, so we're sneaking around looking for a burglar. :)

[Darrin Olson @DarrinJOlson]

Hooray @livimolson, Dasha and @alison__shaw !! https://t.co/mDJng8W3Y7

[Tigard High School @TigardTigers]

We have a lot to be proud of here at THS! Congrats winners! https://t.co/XqXFBBuwsJ

[Darrin Olson @DarrinJOlson]

@mikeinspace20xx 3.9!?!? wow