Darren Criss' Ass

One pert and delicious behind. Regular screen time thief on @GLEEonFOX. I'm an ass and I talk shit. BITCHES LOVE ME!

[Darren Criss' Ass @DarsAss]

P.S #GoBlue!!!

[Darren Criss' Ass @DarsAss]

Do you guys have any idea how fucking upsetting it is to see someone you love being ripped apart at every turn?
Grow the fuck up!

[Darren Criss' Ass @DarsAss]

Happy Fathers Day dad. You're the best dad in the world.
I ❤️ you @DarrenCriss

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I'm gonna puke on myself if dad doesn't get me to the bowl right now!
Somebody make him RRRUUUUUUN!

[Darren Criss' Ass @DarsAss]

IRELAND! You are cold and dad forgot to pack my thermals.
My cheeks are so red!

[Darren Criss' Ass @DarsAss]

It's better without the pants, but I just luuurve it when dad rubs my cheeks😊
http://t.co/gWJ3ZeSnGz

[Darren Criss' Ass @DarsAss]

It's such hard work being a God.
“@cleo_lew: Religious affiliation: The Church of Darren Criss' ass”
Come in if you're nice #worshipthebutt

[Darren Criss' Ass @DarsAss]

PSSST...donate to this;
“@MadMoonRiot: Here it is, our indidegogo campaign! Enjoy and please donate!

https://t.co/CDvQb47juW”

I❤️U
Bye👍👋

[Darren Criss' Ass @DarsAss]

AAAAHHHHHHHH! I have a pimple on my face! It's huge!
What will I do, I gotta look good for the ladies!

[Darren Criss' Ass @DarsAss]

@JOAQUINSEDILLO Not much, @DarrenCriss is just sitting on my face😣

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“@IllBeTwisted: If anyone wants to send hugs & chocolate I would really like that”

I have some chocolate for you, I made it all by myself😉

[Darren Criss' Ass @DarsAss]

.@fallenfromprams more like bbbbbblllrrrtb bbbbbblllrrrtb shweeeee bbbbbblllrrrtb splash bbbbbrrrrrrrtttttt plop BBBBUBBBBBBLLLLLRRRRRT💨💣🚽

[Darren Criss' Ass @DarsAss]

Ugh dad, that cake was too much. I'm gonna be sick 💩💩💩💩💩💩💩🚽

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“@bleindaboo: @DarsAss that's true love, sweetie”
Hush you, I'm blushing now☺️

[Darren Criss' Ass @DarsAss]

“@fallenfromprams: Mother Teresa. Ghandi. Shitty Lying Weirdos that hide that they poop. Ann coulter.”

LA LA LA LA I can't hear you!

[Darren Criss' Ass @DarsAss]

I've lost weight, these pants keep falling down :(

[Darren Criss' Ass @DarsAss]

@fallenfromprams Who doesn't wiggle in secret?!

[Darren Criss' Ass @DarsAss]

“@bleindaboo: you don't have to hide anything anymore”

I'm glad you feel like this, I finally feel like I'm sharing everything with you ❤️

[Darren Criss' Ass @DarsAss]

@fallenfromprams I'll definitely be wiggling in some places but those are top secret ;)
Not so top secret places are not definite