Francobollo

Moisture farmer. Equip for +1 dmg. Fuhgeddaboudit. (Currently napping)

[Francobollo @Darsidian82]

Goodbye winter depression, hello old regular depression!

[Francobollo @Darsidian82]

@jamesallcott Indeed. Thinking back on 13 year old me picking a team...

[mural of famous Serbs on Irving Park & Sacramento @GarlicCorgi]

A second Will Smith has crashed into Chris Rock

[shosh @shoshmcgosh]

one time i was my college’s mascot for a basketball game.

emphasis on one time

[Francobollo @Darsidian82]

#feralhogs

[JaviJavier @tiojaviss]

I'm sorry, internet. I did it again. #GameofThrones #Daenerys

[Dylan Park-Pettiford @dyllyp]

I wasn’t ready to laugh this hard

[Daniel Zennon @dzennon]

Waaaaaaaaaaaait for it

[tara shoe @tarashoe]

me drinking piss coffee: who gives a shit. it's coffee. i don't give any shits so long as i'm caffeinated

me drinking french pressed coffee: (distant gaze) san francisco, 1972. an unusually clear spring day and there's an undeniable electricity in the air.

[Spencer Porter @porters]

ESPN just accidentally wrote a Radiohead song

[Francobollo @Darsidian82]

When you're overly smug about your new beach towel purchase:

[Francobollo @Darsidian82]

I asked the Dark Lord for 2 empty seats next to me and he delivered 3. #Impressed/Scared

[Francobollo @Darsidian82]

In case of emergency:
1: jump out the door
2: check out your awesome thigh gap
3: do the Egyptian

[Francobollo @Darsidian82]

How to use the life vest:
1: pull it on
2: secure it
3: immediately start snacking on it

[Francobollo @Darsidian82]

I'm not a creeper!
I'm a ... voyeur
*holds up baguette*
See?

*licks baguette*

[Francobollo @Darsidian82]

'Somebody grew this guy. Fed him honey and nightshade, kept him warm.
Somebody loved him'

#PokemonGO

[Francobollo @Darsidian82]

[first day as a doctor]
*looks at X-ray*
Right, right. Well, sir, ... there's definitely a pirate flag inside your head.