Darth Benzo

Pretty swell guy. Decent beard. Fun at parties. Aspiring monkey barber. Breakin' hearts and rippin' farts.

[Darth Benzo @DarthBenzo]

@PaulleyTicks Well I doubt she has the depth and warmth but...

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@ddale8 They have to stay an hour to get paid

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@WUTangKids State faire.. In the only district....

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@LUFC1992_v2 Should we tell him about the Lake Pontchartrain Bridge?

[amanda moore 🐢 @noturtlesoup17]

Again, here is a video I took April 27 that appears to show workers sitting on the ground and picking at the peeling sealant on the bottom of the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool.

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

@Acyn Guys, I don’t know who needs to hear this, but if someone can jump into the reflecting pool undetected and use a box cutter to cut through 300 ft of rubber coating we were told would last half a century, our problems are much bigger than some f’ng algae.

[Darth Benzo @DarthBenzo]

@atrupar At what point do we seperate his dementia and repeating rallies to him being serious?

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

“The Beast” is generally reported at about 20,000 pounds, roughly 10 tons. It probably weighed a bit more with tubby Trump strapped into his child seat. On May 7th, Trump and his entourage drove across the newly applied coating.
The failure is likely multifactorial, involving adhesion, surface prep, water chemistry, and material choice.

The physics (SCIENCE!!):
The 20,000 lb Presidential "Beast" means about 5,000 lb per tire if the weight is evenly distributed. If the tires are inflated like heavy-duty truck tires, the contact patch may only be around 45-65 square inches per tire, meaning a lot of force concentrated in small areas. The bigger issue is not just downward weight; it is tire shear: turning, braking, accelerating, and twisting rubber on a coating can tug at the surface. On a coating system, that can break weak adhesion points. Once water gets under a lifted edge, peeling can spread.

[Darth Benzo @DarthBenzo]

@RonFilipkowski Any other states wanna claim him? Texas has had enough.

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

So an Antifa scuba diver with a box cutter snuck into the Reflecting Pond to cut a 300 foot section out while evading all cameras and law enforcement in order to sabotage Trump.

Do I have that right?

[Darth Benzo @DarthBenzo]

@Acyn Back to repeating stories. Classic dementia.

[Darth Benzo @DarthBenzo]

@JamieBonkiewicz He's now up to 350ft

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I really hope that when they drain the pool, they find cracks/damage matching the tire paths of the motorcade.

[Darth Benzo @DarthBenzo]

@jfwfreo @ThatEricAlper Freeplay, Cidercade, Arcade 52 and Tokyo Station are all in Dallas too

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Trump struggles to clasp the Medal of Honor to Major Nicholas Dockery -- and then ties it?

[TheRealThelmaJohnson @TheRealThelmaJ1]

The 14 million dollar paint job is peeling after algae treatment. If the Reflecting Pool isn't a metaphor for Trump's presidency I don't know what is.

[Darth Benzo @DarthBenzo]

@sp00pybeans2 With an ass like that, it'd be impossible to half ass anything.

[Bryn 🦊🏳️‍⚧️ (she/they/it) @DumbFoxFurry]

I will deadname Elon’s app for as long as he deadnames his trans daughter

[Darth Benzo @DarthBenzo]

@Riley_Gaines_ @JohnnyGarrett He wasn't even a good podcaster

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@LucifersTweetz And stitches on the left hand...