Jake

He/Him, The Darthbob5 of having Twitter

[Jake @DarthBob5]

@ctrexrhino why is CM chicken playing fox news and fortnite clips

[Danny Neckel @DNeckel19]

Final records against other P4 conferences in bowl games this season:

ACC: 7-3

BIG-10: 6-4

BIG-12: 4-3

SEC: 1-8

[Jake @DarthBob5]

Business idea: Rage room for drunk driving

[Jake @DarthBob5]

@ctrexrhino Which is the exact opposite of what I would have said the rest of the season

[Jake @DarthBob5]

Keening after seeing Sunder get the last of a Churu

[Jake @DarthBob5]

I have a lot of shrimp mode cat images

[Jake @DarthBob5]

I wasn't lying this is all I'm gonna post now

[Jake @DarthBob5]

Twitter sucks now so I am only gonna be posting bad photoshops of my cats now

[Jake @DarthBob5]

@ctrexrhino I was lookin for this one

[Jake @DarthBob5]

Nothing has been able to equal the ergonomic superiority of Wii nunchuk.

[Jake @DarthBob5]

I hope everyone knows what day it is. (Wreck of Edmund Fitzgerald Wednesday)

[Jake @DarthBob5]

@maximumjohnsonn My strat is cooking 10 meals worth of stuff all at once the 10% of the time.

[Jake @DarthBob5]

Its starting to feel like a falling asleep sitting up on the couch kindda night

[Jake @DarthBob5]

r/CatsInStrangePlaces

[Jake @DarthBob5]

Sunny floor patch seeking missile

[Jake @DarthBob5]

If hell is real and personalized per person, mine is forgetting my water bottle at home and being a little bit thirsty all day at work.

[Jake @DarthBob5]

My 'need to do something stupid' urge has become so dulled over the years. Craziest idea I've had all week was to switch to a Dvorak keyboard.

[Jake @DarthBob5]

Anyone else got a freak cat that loves tummy rubs

[Jake @DarthBob5]

Beautiful girls named "PagerDuty" are blowing up my phone during this AWS outage.

[Jake @DarthBob5]

@strawberrygeli