Matty

Feet like a Hobbit, Trauma like a Sith, Jokes like a Dad, in bed imma Switch.

@EmbertheJester forever and 3 days

[Matty @DarthHobbitDad]

@EmbertheJester
10/10 plan
3/10 execution
1000/10 time spent with you
I can't wait for you to be home where you belong <3

[Matty @DarthHobbitDad]

@NosCalanGaeaf @EmbertheJester

[Matty @DarthHobbitDad]

@ramonber94 @EmbertheJester Clean out your mind and clean off the file called, "basic manners" "how to be respectful; woman edition" "internet interactions; how to not be a creep" and boot those up.

[Matty @DarthHobbitDad]

@padillatyler27 @EmbertheJester Nope. Keep shooting your shot somewhere else. One of them has to eventually hit, right?

[Matty @DarthHobbitDad]

@Bbc_bandito @EmbertheJester Thats info you can keep to yourself mate. I hope you speak more respectfully to the woman actually in your life. If their is any. I shudder at the thought of the verbal sludge you must assault them with.

[Matty @DarthHobbitDad]

@hankmanaet91 @EmbertheJester Something nobody has ever nor will ever recieve from you. Conduct yourself like a man and less like a pig.

[Matty @DarthHobbitDad]

@Erocks940 @EmbertheJester In what reality has a comment like that ever gotten you anywhere near your desired goal? Have some class and be respectful. Im certain you possess or are atleast aware of how to walk, talk and act like a gentlemen. Please find your manners and dignity, in that order. Respectfully

[Matty @DarthHobbitDad]

@EmbertheJester How'd the side-questing go?

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

i get her

[3DrakaiNa 👻 (G.A.N.G) @3DrakaiNa]

Here's something I know a lot of you dudes would rock if given the opportunity.

[Ember Riggs @EmbertheJester]

Bout to take part in some hobbits weed💨 Who’s joining in the adventure?🤡

[Matty @DarthHobbitDad]

@EmbertheJester YOURE PILFERING FROM MY HOBBITSWEED STASH?!?!

[Matty @DarthHobbitDad]

@EmbertheJester Palace looks pretty cleansed to me

[Ember Riggs @EmbertheJester]

Good morrow to all who reside in the realm. I’ll be finishing the cleanse of the palace, then heading to the forge. It’s almost time to get whimsical at the Ren Fair 🤡🤡

[Matty @DarthHobbitDad]

@EmbertheJester You make me crunch

[Matty @DarthHobbitDad]

Life before I let a bratty, whimsical Jester and her mini-me halfling daughter take over my castle wasn't great but it did have some cool perks

[Matty @DarthHobbitDad]

@shytxmom @EmbertheJester Im almost certain I took the picture but the entire thing is a brain puzzle cause wth

[Matty @DarthHobbitDad]

♾️ & 3 days

[Matty @DarthHobbitDad]

@EmbertheJester You pierce me

[Matty @DarthHobbitDad]

@EmbertheJester Thats one hot mama

[Matty @DarthHobbitDad]

@Holliefemboyslg @EmbertheJester Nah shes good 👍🏻