Darth Pixy

Financial lawyer, full time nerd. I tweet a lot about my dogs.

[Darth Pixy @DarthPixy]

It bears repeating:

I'm just happy to have the opportunity to earn a living and provide for my family.

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@kelkesh I, on the other hand, can’t remember what 32 felt like.

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@kelkesh They did a really good job with that one.

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@kelkesh You’re a wild ride!

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@kelkesh This is imposter syndrome in a way

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@kelkesh Not weird at all

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@kelkesh 100

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@SpicyDiapsid Dooooodles

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.parkour

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@sendithu Keep the account. Spy on the old friends.

[Darth Pixy @DarthPixy]

Read George HW Bush's love letter to Barbara. Tried to read it out loud to @RumorVenshen and bawled my eyes out.

[Thunder @adoptthunder]

Today is my 222nd day at Muncie Animal Care and Services. Early this morning I was taken out briefly (it’s kinda chilly out, didn’t want to be outside long) to do my doggy business then I came back inside to a freshly clean kennel with new blankets and toys!

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@kelkesh That's a lovely dog park

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@LasikaABard Congratulations.

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@HordeHorror Oh fuck no

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We had to find a new home for Glory, one of our doggos. She is a sweet sweet doggo but she doesn't get along with other dogs, and we have other dogs. She'll be leaving next weekend to live with @RumorVenshen's auntie.

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https://t.co/8lTTpgGt5X

[Nina Bargiel, probably @slackmistress]

Everyone SAYS they want a fairytale wedding but when I show up and curse their firstborn suddenly I'm the jerk.

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Now I feel like I have been hit by a truck.

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I never got around to getting the flu shot this season...

[Pope Francis – ARCHIVE @Pontifex266Arch]

There is no such thing as harmless disinformation; trusting in falsehood can have dire consequences.