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[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

First look at Philomena Cunk in ‘CUNK ON CINEMA.’

A new series asking: Where did cinema come from? And why? What does it want? And why can’t it tell us?

Featuring Benedict Cumberbatch, Daniel Pemberton, Michael Bay, Steven E. de Souza and more.

[SL Benfica @SLBenfica]

Bem-vindo, Claudio Echeverri! ✍️

🇦🇷 Bienvenido, El Diablito 😈

[SL Benfica @SLBenfica]

Bem-vindo, El Karouani ✍️

🇲🇦 Marhba!

[SL Benfica @SLBenfica]

Bem-vindo, João Palhinha! 🦅

[SL Benfica @SLBenfica]

Bem-vindo, Circati ✍️

🇦🇺 Welcome!

[Filipe @DarthSaib]

@_Goalpoint @SLBenfica @slbenficaxtra @SLBenficaFRA @BenficaFR qual o jogador mais jovem a ter 10.0 na liga portuguesa?

[Filipe @DarthSaib]

@CabineSport Não quero faltar ao respeito a ninguém. Há muita gente que considera aceitável sites assim, mas se realmente não geraram isso com AI então não comento mais. SImplesmente contém muitos dos "tells" e escolhas de design características de AI slop.

[B24 @B24PT]

Estamos a oferecer 5 pré-reservas do GTA VI!

Só precisas de seguir @B24PT e @solverdept + dar RT neste tweet para participar. Vencedores anunciados dia 11/08.

[SL Benfica @SLBenfica]

Bem-vindo, Jhon Durán! ✍️

🇨🇴 Bienvenido!

[SL Benfica @SLBenfica]

Bem-vindo, Jakub Kamiński! ✍️

🇵🇱 Witamy!

[SL Benfica @SLBenfica]

Bem-vindo, Clément Lenglet! ✍️

🇫🇷 Bienvenue!

[SL Benfica @SLBenfica]

Bem-vindo, Marco Silva! 🦅

[Star Wars Holocron @sw_holocron]

Did you know?

Rotta the Hutt is not his father. He’s his own man

[Filipe @DarthSaib]

@_Goalpoint @Betano_PT Como é que dá 1059 acções na área se o recorde ontem era 16 num jogo?

[Filipe @DarthSaib]

@studiotstella @TimesSqKungFu @Neo_Manifesto @ArrowFilmsVideo Is this not official? https://t.co/AxMsKK03cL

[Nick Adams @NickAdamsinUSA]

I am settling in for a showing of ‘Melania’ and the theater is PACKED!

Earlier, a bystander asked if I was heading in to see Avatar, and I stopped dead in my tracks.

“Avatar? No, son,” I curtly replied. “I don’t watch woke movies. I’m here to see the groundbreaking documentary about our incredibly talented First Lady.”

The man’s two little girls began jumping up and down, pulling on his sleeve, and begging, “Daddy, we want to see Melania!”

“But. But…” he stammered, “I thought you girls wanted to see Zootopia 2?”

“No, no, NO,” they said, now nearly shouting. “We want to see Melania!! She is the most beautiful First Lady EVER.”

Their father was scrambling, stressed out, and disoriented.

“Girls, I’m afraid you aren’t the only ones who are captivated by President Trump and his beautiful wife,” I said, kneeling to get on their level. “Virtually everyone in this theater is here for the 7:30 PM showing, and it’s been sold out for days.”

Tears began to well up in their eyes.

“But…” I said in a hushed tone, “I happen to have a few extra tickets with me, and I’d like you and your dad to have them.”

They jumped for joy and began hugging their father. He looked relieved as he wiped the sweat off his brow with a smile.

I handed him the tickets and pulled him close. “Raise these girls right,” I whispered. “Teach them to be classy conservative women of faith like Melania, don’t let them become like Meghan Markle. Capisce?”

He hugged me and thanked me profusely. “What are you going to do now?” He asked.

“Don’t worry about me, son,” I told him, with a twinkle in my eye. “I’ve already got tickets to the next showing.”

[Filipe @DarthSaib]

@B24PT @solverdept ??

[SL Benfica @SLBenfica]

🦅✍️ Bem-vindo, Lopes Cabral!

🖇️ https://t.co/zTGOGVr4tR