DarthSantis

Sith Lord. Former apprentice of Darth Plagueis. 46th Imperial Governor of the Florida Sector. Parody account.

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@LordPalpatine What is thy bidding my master?

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@Capitals We want you BAAAAABBBYYY

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@JudiciaryDems

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@Eric_Schmitt

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@SenEricSchmitt

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@NFL @Commanders @49ers @Raiders @FedEx Mari🐐a

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@CalebPullen @AdamAizer Flowers or Odunze?

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@SuperiorNBA Playing Odunze... and sick to my stomach about it

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@1067theFan Anthony Lynn is a former HC. He becomes interim, then you let Blough and jones cook

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@luvgod @Tillamook You are an idiot. I oversee Kosher and Halal certifications at a food manufacturing facility. You adhere to the rules, pay a certifying body, and are allowed to package with the stamp. There is no one praying over anything we make.

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@eeyore566 @AzPetrich They paid for a certification, so they're allowed to use the stamp. But nothing changed from a processing standpoint. It's like $5k/ year, and they audit your facility.

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@nobhillinvest @ACTBrigitte How dare they have HR!

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@RokerGlasses

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@SecScottBessent Read that again, but slowly...

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@IngrahamAngle Imagine being this wrong on a regular basis, just because you're in a cult. At what point do you have any self respect left?

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@AdamKinzinger Need more answers. Was the poop mini? Was it a replica? Or was it a full sized shit on a mini replica?

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@Acyn Also breaking news: Susan Collins is now supporting Platner's nomination to the Supreme Court

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@Used_2B_SEMPER @Acyn Or corruption in general. See Rod Blagoyavich (sp?) and Henry Cuellar

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@LindaHinesbbyw @Acyn What the actual fuck are you talking about?!?! The accusations came out Monday, and the Democratic establishment pushed him out in 2 days.

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@Acyn So glad to see that defending rapists is more important than party politics.

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@i4mat @RealScottRitter I wouldn't want to watch his stream, gross things happen there