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I’m not like all the other girls who says they’re not like all the other girls

[demotivational speaker @darthXjader]

No bc you’re stuck on a guy who’s name ends in ‘ick’ and that’s not okay sis

[demotivational speaker @darthXjader]

I have a telescope and a stripper pole in my Amazon cart right now. 🤣

[demotivational speaker @darthXjader]

@verdictmel @Nunya9877777 my bad. there was no FUCKING jeep :)

[demotivational speaker @darthXjader]

@verdictmel @Nunya9877777 there was no faint jeep. really? conveniently that Jeep appeared AFTER 1st statements.. it’s been added by BH & kids ONLY to obstruct the view of other witnesses, in hopes to discourage having seen/not seen. However, the problem with that is it makes them witnesses now. read up

[demotivational speaker @darthXjader]

@OliviaLambo_ michael proctor looks like a cracked head Voldemort

[demotivational speaker @darthXjader]

@kahhmafn add me

[demotivational speaker @darthXjader]

You look like I have “screw me over” written on me head.. biggest buh bye lol

[demotivational speaker @darthXjader]

He has a weak weiner energy

[demotivational speaker @darthXjader]

I’m so bored I’m boarderline

[demotivational speaker @darthXjader]

@CedarCrestCones, how hard is it to package and sell play dough ice cream lol

[demotivational speaker @darthXjader]

this sucks so sad

[demotivational speaker @darthXjader]

Hey iOS 18 where da hell my deleted photos at yo

[demotivational speaker @darthXjader]

@taylorswift should have a line in a bridge thar says my reputations never been better 🤭

[demotivational speaker @darthXjader]

Godspeed, Dad 🪽

[demotivational speaker @darthXjader]

Kids these days will never know the lack luster completely broke and pointless late night Walmart mischief loitering extravaganzas that we so aimlessly relied on

[demotivational speaker @darthXjader]

Me: woman
location: in the west
@zachlanebryan

[demotivational speaker @darthXjader]

polish up realll niceee 💎 ✨

[demotivational speaker @darthXjader]

Should out to all the baby mammas that turn into they baby daddies. That’s it. 🙌

[lil duval @lilduval]

Shout out to all the baby mommas that turn into the they baby daddy side chick 😂

[demotivational speaker @darthXjader]

“Put ur hands in the mf air” - bank robbers, DJs, preachers, and mom taking your sweater

[demotivational speaker @darthXjader]

BOP IT, flick it, Commit Domestic Terrorism