Dirk Dartsch

Goofball. Once a great Dad.

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@JohnCleese 16 sir. (counting front and back of shirt).

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@CinemaTweets1 Date (top left corner)?
21 days early, as of today. No?

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@fvckerysprinkle Or: Washyoursister” sauce.

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@Mayaasinger 😳

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@NewVintagePinup Doubt it.

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@DavidDubnitskiy Are you safe and well?

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@DavidDubnitskiy Bastards

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@Mayaasinger Hi

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@Mayaasinger A nudie would be nice. Yes

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@annacelestinne Good morning.
Sure you aren’t.

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@LaureKarin Hi.
I doubt it.

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@VikkiBardot With a deformed child?

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@itslanawhite Not working, sorry.
(Beautiful as always.

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@Martina Defacing our currency too? Sad.

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@blinkxangel Hi

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@matterAfactART @MiddleManMe @PhletchyIRL @TheFuzzyMonk @JKattnis @4rtofficial @meiermq @midisteadygo @youseememiami @bri_guy_ai @beholdthe84 @D4v3_0 So Santa has no package?

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@Trannilicious17 Who is this?

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@valentivitell You mean “oranges”?

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@LeraZabalueva97 GM Beautiful.