By far & away the best player in Europe. Destroyed Vogts to win the winning penalty after running him ragged all game, he tried man marking him like how he did it to Cruyff in the 74 World Cup final but failed.
Played in 3 European Finals for Liverpool & was MOTM in all 3.
The Norwegian footballers are pretending to row, not pretending to rape and pillage. Just like how an English child would pretend they're a knight, and not a crusader killing every Jew they can find on their way to eat human flesh in the holy land in the 1090s.
UN: We don't know who bombed our humanitarian convoy in southern Ukraine
Russians: Here's a cool video of us bombing a UN humanitarian convoy in southern Ukraine. We totally did it and will do it again
UN: We call on all sides to stop any unpleasantness
Every single time you think Liverpool have beaten Everton in the funniest way possible, they manage come up with an even funnier one.
It is absolutely incredible.
"Why don't we just shred or burn the documents?"
"No, no - much easier to hijack a passenger plane, fly it into a city, and smash it into a building. That'll be a great cover."
Did you know that 49% of players to ever play a Premier League game have played in a game either alongside or against James Milner?
He's had 281 different teammates in a Premier League game, playing alongside players born in every year from 1968 to 2007.
Bill Clinton: “WE forced Ukraine to give up nuclear weapons, cruise missiles, and strategic bombers, WE promised to protect Ukraine from Russia, WE made Ukraine vulnerable.
So yes, this is OUR war!”
When the US President speaks, not a conman property developer from Manhattan.
Mo Salah finishing fourth in the Ballon d'Or but not even getting in the FIFPro Best XI of the year with Cole Palmer picked ahead of him is absolutely crackers.
MASCOT EJECTED AFTER APPEARING DRUNK 😳
Sammy the Saint, mascot for 7th-tier St Albans City, was escorted off the field after appearing unsteady on their feet and apparently tipsy at an FA Cup tie 🤯
#KeepTheFACupWeird 🤪
What's Kojak's problem here? Hard case throwing it about in front of kids with this unprovoked nonsense.
Hopefully the good people at Manchester United will have seen this and are thinking about the next (obvious) step.