Deee^

making reasonable life choices

[Deee^ @Daryian33]

This one time when I was five I shoved my gum wrapper so far up my nose I had to have it removed by a doctor. My reasoning was “I didn’t want to litter” & I stand by my decision

[Deee^ @Daryian33]

Once a week I do something that makes my boss think of a @nbcsnl skit & I couldn’t be more proud

[Deee^ @Daryian33]

Also s/o to @katyperry for singing dark horse & fully tricking my dad into think juicy j was age appropriate

[Deee^ @Daryian33]

7 years ago today I took my dad to a @therealjuicyj concert. Looking back now I realize we got second hand high & that’s why my dad ordered 3 large pizzas after the concert.

[Deee^ @Daryian33]

Are we supposed to sneeze inside our masks?! 😳🤢Asking for friends because it’s almost allergy season

[Deee^ @Daryian33]

The universe told me that I love you

Hehe & it’s true 🥺😚

[taff. @thetribegoddess]

type “the universe told me” and let the predictive text do the rest🍃

[Deee^ @Daryian33]

Yes it looks like I am living in my car but no I am not

[David Gardner @byDavidGardner]

"I'm here live. I'm not a cat."

A lawyer logged into the 394th Judicial District with a cat filter on and couldn't turn it off.

This may be the funniest video I've seen this year.

[Deee^ @Daryian33]

I never had a job that I couldn’t say “shit” at before. This is new.

[Deee^ @Daryian33]

Serious question

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Lil cornea laceration

[leo @leonardcowalski]

Your rap name is “lil” + the last reason you were in the hospital

[Deee^ @Daryian33]

Avoiding social media until @Olivia_Rodrigo’s song Drivers license is no longer popular because I can’t stand to cry 20+ times a day 😂

[Deee^ @Daryian33]

OCHEM is really hard. Why am I doing this 🙂🥴

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For some reason the week before finals I thought it would be a great idea to start Greys Anatomy...now I’m hooked & don’t mind if I fail my finals 🙂

[Keesha 👑 @KeeshaFaude]

Coming up with fake situations in my head is the only thing I’m good at

[Deee^ @Daryian33]

A 6-page paper on a 5 minute dance? Things aren’t adding up here Karen.

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@kelseykruegerr Bahah 70 mill Republicans in denial

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Sometimes when my to-do list is too long I’ll lay in bed and watch Zack & Cody and pretend It’s not real 🙂🙂

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What’s going on is not cRaZy you clearly just don’t understand Lol