Daryl Bell

[Daniel O’Reilly @dapperlaughs]

Never front page a bald Geeza fam.

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

Phew! I read this sign in the nick of time.

[Alice Belton @AliceBelton]

Shout out to Jesus who ran the London marathon today #LondonMarathon

[Jesus H Christ! @ThatBloke_Jesus]

Hey, remember when Dad hid million year old fossils on a 6000 year old earth just for a laugh

[Daryl Bell @Darylbradderz]

@djmatthowes Happy birthday bro, have a great day! x

[Daryl Bell @Darylbradderz]

@Andy_Crowder @MakersMark @StraitandNarro Don't wanna ruin a nice picture.. But that glass looks like it has a plastic cock in it? 😂

[Daryl Bell @Darylbradderz]

@Dynamomagician just spoke to Dynamo on the phone..really genuine, down to earth guy! #MadeMyDay

[Daryl Bell @Darylbradderz]

Check the comments... That girls keen!

[Daryl Bell @Darylbradderz]

@djmatthowes sounds right up my street! I'll give you a call when your home. x

[Daryl Bell @Darylbradderz]

@djmatthowes @_railcards I reckon that should do it.. #GetChoppin

[Daryl Bell @Darylbradderz]

What's with these people pulling mini suitcases, your going for a day at work, not a city break!

[Daryl Bell @Darylbradderz]

@Eliza_bethrose no where exciting. How's it going in London?

[Daryl Bell @Darylbradderz]

@KelfaLC Funny you should say that, I'm now easy jets top fuel supplier! I don't care that you puked, I care that it was only at 6.30pm..

[Daryl Bell @Darylbradderz]

First time I've tweeted today in about 6 months, I fell off the twitter band wagon hard! Can't promise how long it will last..

[Daryl Bell @Darylbradderz]

@KelfaLC Listen up shaggy, I have witnesses who saw you projectile vomiting out of my bedroom window. My mum still has me grounded...

[Daryl Bell @Darylbradderz]

Some girls instagram's is a case for trading standards, look nothing like it in person.

[Thomas @TomMPwright]

For every 100 videos watched today pornhub will plant a tree. If anyone needs me, I'll be saving the environment in my room 👋

[Rick @rickyjrandall]

You know you're lanky when google maps says you've got a 46 minute walk and it takes half hour.

[Thomas @TomMPwright]

“@JenSelter: The most attractive thing a man can do, is exactly what he says he's going to do” well I'm gunna fuck you up the arse.

[Daryl Bell @Darylbradderz]

@10Pickers don't think I'd be able to keep up mate! Where you living now?