Daryl Loftus

i’m only on here to lurk on other peoples pages, I like my beer like I like my violence, domestic...

[Daryl Loftus @DarylLoftus]

Me, pretending to be surprised when my bro’s girl showed me proof that he cheated on her several times😂

[Daryl Loftus @DarylLoftus]

Bitch How are you Over here, trying to play hard to get, when you’re ass is already hard to want.

[Daryl Loftus @DarylLoftus]

Didn’t I tell you I was single? Why would you go ask my girl?😂😂😂

[Daryl Loftus @DarylLoftus]

When I die, tell people it was AIDS cause nobody fucking with my lady after I’m gone….😂😂😂

[Daryl Loftus @DarylLoftus]

Happy Mother’s Day & if CPS took your kids…. you’re still a mother❤️❤️❤️…….

……….a whole motherfkn looser😂😂

[Daryl Loftus @DarylLoftus]

When I’m drunk out of my mind and someone hands me their mixed baby….

[Daryl Loftus @DarylLoftus]

What’s with all the Cinco de Mayo ? We’re in America 🇺🇸 the only Mayo I want it in my sandwich 🥪

[Daryl Loftus @DarylLoftus]

When she asks ”what are we” after only smashing 32 times raw🤷🏽‍♂️🤷🏽‍♂️🤷🏽‍♂️

[Daryl Loftus @DarylLoftus]

@gorillaman65 Blue pill siiiiiit I’m two hours deep on that Honey 🍯 pack lets fucking go my boi 😂😂😂

[Daryl Loftus @DarylLoftus]

Women be doing all that FBI research just to cry and stay🤦🏽‍♂️

[Daryl Loftus @DarylLoftus]

Taking a shit and Nose nachos, highly unrecommended FML

[Daryl Loftus @DarylLoftus]

@gorillaman65 😂😂😂😂

[Daryl Loftus @DarylLoftus]

Megan Thee Stallion sound like the noise I make with my toothbrush go too far back.

[Daryl Loftus @DarylLoftus]

@gorillaman65

[Daryl Loftus @DarylLoftus]

Me realizing they’re not MILF’s anymore, just women my age with kids now 🤷🏽‍♂️🤷🏽‍♂️🤷🏽‍♂️

[Daryl Loftus @DarylLoftus]

Corporations when Black History Month ends…..

[Daryl Loftus @DarylLoftus]

Joke of the day: What do you call a girl that doesn’t give head?

An Uber cause she gotta get her ass out of here…..

[Daryl Loftus @DarylLoftus]

After work when you’re single as fuck on Valentine’s Day!!!

[Daryl Loftus @DarylLoftus]

Females nowadays be walking around built like this and wondering why I’m talking to myself in their DM.🤣🤣🤣